Today, I had sex with the guy who had been the main subject of my bean-flicking fantasies since I met him. It was the absolute worst sex of my life. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for years. There was just one problem: it was so terrible I said, "I think I might be straight" about five minutes in just so it would stop. FML
Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML
Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML
Today, I had sex with someone new for the first time after my 10 year relationship ended. The person was a friend who had been making serious sexual references toward me on and off over the year I've known him. I don't know if I'm more embarrassed that he couldn't keep it up, or that I came from anticipation anyways. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were acting out a kinky scenario at home, where we'd met in a club and were having a one night stand. We ended up getting into a real argument about an imaginary girl in the club. I didn't have sex and we haven't spoken since. FML
Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
Today, I finally hooked up with the guy that I have been in love with forever. If there is such a thing as soul mates, this guy is it. He's my best friend in the whole world. It was the worst sex I have ever had. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I met a guy online, and I realized the cybersex I had with him was better than the sex I get from my boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
Solano2580 24
YDI. You went in there expecting to have the best sex of your life but since it turned out badly you have the tone like he's not worth it and that you wasted your time. I bet you aren't as good as you think either OP.
kdgsmiley 23
That's definitely a tough one, OP. If you're pretty interested in this guy and it's something worth pursuing, perhaps more communication about what pleases you would help improve things.
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Comments (59)
PANDORUM89 21
perhaps he wouldn't have been so bad had you not already been fantasizing his actions/reactions. nothing can live up to your imagination. I say either leave him for your fantasies or don't compare him and teach him how to love you like you need.
Railroader 16
at least you know, now you can move on
ninjask95 3
Bad sex is better than no sex
Miss_Whipped 43
There are so many things wrong about this statement.
badluckbastard 14
when in doubt. eat out
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I'm cracking up at the "bean-flicking" part. I get that reference. :D FYI people, it's from The Ugly Truth movie just in case you didn't know. :p But anyway, back to the subject - sorry about that OP, but I guess you don't have to do it again if you don't want to. You didn't say the guy is your boyfriend. Too bad nothing ever lives up to expectations these days.
davincidasecond 24
Well, that's more on you then him, then. You can't really expect a person to give you the sex of your dreams just because you want them to fulfill your fantasies.
chaseafterwind82 29
'When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed.'
FailStaff 15
Its your fault...when you fantasize so greatly and a guy preforms less than that, even if it was still ok, you're gonna think its horrible
skye_tbfh 18
teach him. don't insult him.
Richard6036 13
I know a couple of girls who say they need the well hung man for pleasure and I I told them that they've been so used only someone with A dick down to their knees could please them.