Today, I had sex with the guy who had been the main subject of my bean-flicking fantasies since I met him. It was the absolute worst sex of my life. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for years. There was just one problem: it was so terrible I said, "I think I might be straight" about five minutes in just so it would stop. FML
Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML
Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML
Today, I had sex with someone new for the first time after my 10 year relationship ended. The person was a friend who had been making serious sexual references toward me on and off over the year I've known him. I don't know if I'm more embarrassed that he couldn't keep it up, or that I came from anticipation anyways. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were acting out a kinky scenario at home, where we'd met in a club and were having a one night stand. We ended up getting into a real argument about an imaginary girl in the club. I didn't have sex and we haven't spoken since. FML
Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
Today, I finally hooked up with the guy that I have been in love with forever. If there is such a thing as soul mates, this guy is it. He's my best friend in the whole world. It was the worst sex I have ever had. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I met a guy online, and I realized the cybersex I had with him was better than the sex I get from my boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
Solano2580 24
YDI. You went in there expecting to have the best sex of your life but since it turned out badly you have the tone like he's not worth it and that you wasted your time. I bet you aren't as good as you think either OP.
kdgsmiley 23
That's definitely a tough one, OP. If you're pretty interested in this guy and it's something worth pursuing, perhaps more communication about what pleases you would help improve things.
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Comments (59)
cyberI7 13
Perhaps your partner was thinking the same thing. Speak to him about it. Stop rating your sex life as more disappointment is cum-ing.
91hayek 31
I'll count it. It was the effort that mattered.
sweetcherrystar 6
I'm cracking up over the phrase "bean flicking fantasies!" Lol!!!
Miss_Unique1031 6
I've been there before lol
fungpi 3
Ewwww bean flicking
rogerover 19
Teach him that the bean you flick is where he should lick, not just use his dick.
utilityman9630 3
back to bean flicking thinking of another Romeo!!!
seraphinas 7
I took it literally, thought they were actually flicking beans... ?
Addiction333 14
OP is terrible in bed. Can confirm.
Katy Avada_80203913 7
wow, have I ever been there