Today, I finally hooked up with the guy that I have been in love with forever. If there is such a thing as soul mates, this guy is it. He's my best friend in the whole world. It was the worst sex I have ever had. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Comforter
Today, I hooked up with a guy I'm totally in love with. After finishing, he burst into tears about being in love with another girl. I had to comfort him. FML
Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
Today, after three months of them dating, I finally met the guy my best friend claims she's in love with. To my horror, she's dating the douchebag that I had a one-night stand with a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Disappointed
Today, I had sex with the guy who had been the main subject of my bean-flicking fantasies since I met him. It was the absolute worst sex of my life. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the man with whom I've been in love for months. Too bad I was too drunk to remember a thing. FML
Bad sex
Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML
Time waster
Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
That one hot friend
Today, I found out the guy I’m in love with has been side-messaging one of my closest friends about hooking up for sex. This isn’t the first guy this has happened with. FML
Top comments
glosniks 5
Sex isn't everything! He'll get better, maybe it's his first time.
Magicomoo 9
Everybody can learn, just be honest and work on it in a nice way. Its about creating good experiences :-) sex can always be improved if you talk! good luck!
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Comments (207)
glosniks 5
Sex isn't everything! He'll get better, maybe it's his first time.
Sekkaichi 12
Exactly. Love isn't all about sex either. |:
ElatedEarthling 15
"such a thing as soulmates*" Fix and erase me, mods!
MuseFan1991 14
it's just an opportunity for practice :) i'd see it as a good thing
Redglare 8
Sex is still an important factor in a relationship. Though like it's already been said, you've only has sex with him once, OP. He'll get better.
MoeT8979 8
Who says its his fault?
NewMetalGirl 14
Practice makes perfect?
perdix 31
#1, "Sex isn't everything -- it's the only thing!" -Vince Lombardi
_DudeGuy_ 16
92, wait, sex is everything? Does that mean since i'm a virgin, I must not exist? Shit.... where's a philosopher when you need one?
SuperSofie 23
Don't give it all up. Perhaps expectations were too high and therefor you were both really nervous. Either way, if you really think he's your soulmate, I can understand it's a bit of a disappointment but that shouldn't stop you. Hang in there, give it a few more tries.
ohgeejosee 19
Nothing wrong with practicing... And practicing.... And practicing more and more.. ;)
Quidikic 9
I'm too young to have sex (alas that's apparently false to many people), but recently had my first kiss, and any proper technique was nonexistent, we basically shoved our faces together. But it still felt amazing, why? Because it was with the first girl I've ever cared so much about. Since then we've gotten better at it, and it makes it much more enjoyable. Practice really made perfect. Now everyone, relate this to the FML.
NPN_Scorpio 16
Coito ergo sum. I ****, therefore I am. Randy Descartes
tjv3 10
Practice makes perfect!!!
wvcheesehead1 9
You may be soul mates but apparently not hole mates.
joeyl2008 29
As long as the problem isn't duration both people are accountable for the quality of the sex.
Magicomoo 9
Everybody can learn, just be honest and work on it in a nice way. Its about creating good experiences :-) sex can always be improved if you talk! good luck!
amDes 11
Very true! I have been with my boyfriend for 8 months and its still getting better every time.
Inciter 33
My fiance and I have been together for three years and the sex is way better now than it was when we first started out. Even two people who have experience don't always have amazing sex their first time together. Just be patient, OP. If he means that much to you, is one night of bad sex really going to make you throw it all away?
Flaum 7
Good points, #126. Sometimes it takes some time for people to find how they are compatible in bed. And if that takes longer than they wish because one or both of them is inexperienced, then there are... resources... on the internet.
ayizzlex 4
Or OP can tell him what feels good and what doesn't... Communication is key, especially when things aren't so hot in the bedroom. He might think its fine if she isn't saying anything.
cocacola999 27
The first time doesn't show anything. If you care about each other, you will work towards getting to know each other and after a while, it'll be amazing.
thisawkwardchick 15
yeah, he was probably so shocked that he made it out of the friend zone he couldn't think straight.
Spyingcheeseman 8
I don't get it. you say that he is perfect, and he is like a soul mate. but judge him on sex..
redbandit9877 12
Practice makes perfect, so keep practicing!
ColdplaySucks 18
Nobody is perfect. Don't practice.
Bradley_Dillon 39
I agree with the statement above.
msmidnight1965 12
Pretending, is believing :p
Bakarra 22
And thus began the habit of faking orgasms...
_DudeGuy_ 16
5, does that mean if I pretend this comment didn't suck, one day I'll believe it? 0_o
depocadoll 15
Nooo! Never fake it, all that does is cheat you both of an experience that, though make time to perfect, will definitely be worth the efforts!
msmidnight1965 12
I meant that... If you pretend to like it... Soon you will actually find that you will :p
NagainaFier 16
Oooor OP's BF will never get the opportunity to improve, because if OP fakes, he doesn't know he's not doing it right. Stick with him OP :3 if he's as perfect as you say he is, one little hiccup ought not get in the way! (Im sure someone else already mentioned this, but showing him next time should help!)
mcrepas 19
Well it can only get better! Hopefully...
steve31789 8
Give it time once you start learning about each others intimate ways it will improve in no time :)
Chiara92_fml 32
That was your first try, give yourselves time! Love and chemistry in bed should go together, I agree, but many things can go wrong the first time, especially if you two have been best friends for a long time before being lovers! Give it time, don't worry just yet and enjoy your new romance without focusing on the bad sides!
StarJack 9
Pig.
Dramori 29
That'll do?
kurodansei 16
Well lets not go taking the mating out of soul mate just yet. As long as everything is in working order he can be taught.