Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sarabellekitty
🌶️ Spicy
Relaxed
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hello? Hello?
Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML
bandeek
🌶️ Spicy
Knackered
Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML
Anonymous
Citrus Heights, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Gimme the D
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Anonymous
Altamonte Springs, United States 🌶️ Spicy
That was quick
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
facepalm
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
So hott
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Sleepy head
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
CJune24
Huddersfield, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
The Great Pretender
Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML
Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Top comments
ILoveEggnog 7
I think it's because she doesn't suck in bed.
hwilly 0
Damn, next time your on top ha
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notsocrazee 0
ouch
steelbubble 0
Especially if the man of her dreams is heavy xD
xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
Why arent you sleeping OP? How else can he meet you in your dreams? haha!!
ImaWiseGuy 5
catch one and I'm sleeping in it......
HoustonER 0
so many of these falling asleep during sex fmls
kay2kay 1
well someone forgot to practice ha:]
gutzz 0
No, he wanted her to be the girl of his dreams. Have to be sleeping to dream....
chuchurocket 4
how's this an FML? sleep doesn't stop the fun, just roll him off you and get a camera out
SchiTzenGiglez 0
Narcoleptic much?
Anton317 4
sorry babe you're just too boring :)
SchiTzenGiglez 0
and your too Malaysian
HunterDanielle 3
You had sex with Bradley Cooper?!?!?!
RedPillSucks 33
She's gorgeous. Apparently being too Malaysian is not such a bad thing.
SchiTzenGiglez 0
you make a very good point, I withdrawal my comment from earlier in the most boring way possible, or something, I'll shut the f%#k up now
WOW_BS 0
second
hwilly 0
Damn, next time your on top ha
heysup28 0
win ^
zozohearts 0
Maybe when he fell asleep he was dreaming of having sex with the girl of his dreams...
rocket2 0
71 to clean
blebleble_fml 0
I don't think that will help haha...if he fell asleep being on top, he's guaranteed to fall asleep being bottom
Daxter1985 5
ya but at least she would be able to finish up while ontop!
ChantelRenaeee 0
haha is he still the man of your dreams?
Nimmrodel 11
Now he's dreaming about you. :)
ChantelRenaeee 0
...
Bakayarou_fml 0
#27 Correction. Now he's gone to meet the girl of HIS dreams.
ChantelRenaeee 0
okay now I'm confused.?
leeshxx 3
not hard apparently
gutzz 0
not anymore, things get soft after you fall asleep....
ChantelRenaeee 0
still confused?
ClingyOtter 4
Chantel, I hope you realize they're not actually talking to you...?
ChantelRenaeee 0
OOHHHH hahahah I knew that. I was gonna say, I did not understand what was going on.:P
smileeee_fml 0
lol^
Nimmrodel 11
Hmmm it was a tough mental puzzle, glad you got there in the end.
ChantelRenaeee 0
hahaha awww be quiet.:P
EatZombies 10
To be honest, this app has a slightly confusing comment section. It should break it up into sections with who replied to who, not just a whole. Oh well xD We've all been there
lizgoesrawr 0
maybe you just suck in bed..
ILoveEggnog 7
I think it's because she doesn't suck in bed.
jess2gd4u 0
yeah I suppose it depends on when he fell asleep. if it was during then definitely fml but if it was after then u did a great job!
Miss_Michaela 10
He may have fainted? :P Haha.
wmsdubstep 6
I was kinda thinking the same thing :L
moble15 0
ya maybe he was bored
jessex333 0
or maybe he wasn't in the mood but try to do it to plase you. failed
mind_geek 15
no. she SUCKS in bed all right. She really sucks... :D
Gman53 0
Wow
hockeyrocks39 0
What a thoughtful lover! It's only bound to get better!
Livinia 11
Im guessing you need to improve your technique to keep him awake.
meade34 2
or stop drugging him to get him to sleep with her...
Daerauko 0
yeah, my guess is that she got him drunk. dude shot his load and passed out. stop taking guys home from the bar. haven't heard of women so desperate they slip men mickies. guess there has to be some
mikolyshka 0
well, ejaculation releases hormones in the male body that can cause drowsiness and that's why after sex, most guys roll over and instantly fall asleep instead of cuddling. if he did cum, that's why he fell asleep, or you need to perform better.
marissabunge23 0
#10 you are really pretty!
Doortje 30
Maybe you were the woman of his dreams, so he decided to fall asleep? Nah, I don't know, sucks OP. Maybe you should work on your moves.
leeshxx 3
yeah just starfishing isn't a turn on op! stick a finger in his butthole to get going again!
AnagenisisZagus 13
How selfish of you, OP. He has to chase the women of his dreams as well, you not being one. Boom, rejected.
KickItHigh 32
You should've been on top. Also, maybe he was tired of all the other women he's been sleeping with.