Today, I had sex with the guy who had been the main subject of my bean-flicking fantasies since I met him. It was the absolute worst sex of my life. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for years. There was just one problem: it was so terrible I said, "I think I might be straight" about five minutes in just so it would stop. FML
Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML
Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML
Today, I had sex with someone new for the first time after my 10 year relationship ended. The person was a friend who had been making serious sexual references toward me on and off over the year I've known him. I don't know if I'm more embarrassed that he couldn't keep it up, or that I came from anticipation anyways. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were acting out a kinky scenario at home, where we'd met in a club and were having a one night stand. We ended up getting into a real argument about an imaginary girl in the club. I didn't have sex and we haven't spoken since. FML
Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
Today, I finally hooked up with the guy that I have been in love with forever. If there is such a thing as soul mates, this guy is it. He's my best friend in the whole world. It was the worst sex I have ever had. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I met a guy online, and I realized the cybersex I had with him was better than the sex I get from my boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
Solano2580 24
YDI. You went in there expecting to have the best sex of your life but since it turned out badly you have the tone like he's not worth it and that you wasted your time. I bet you aren't as good as you think either OP.
kdgsmiley 23
That's definitely a tough one, OP. If you're pretty interested in this guy and it's something worth pursuing, perhaps more communication about what pleases you would help improve things.
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Comments (59)
Alexandria79 22
try communicating your needs next time rather than expecting him to be your fantastic dream brought to life.
SwingingChili 11
Lol
mzshannababy 16
same thing once happened to me
_Chill_Cosby_ 6
I'm kind of new, what does OP mean? (Sorry I'm clueless)
Xion0014 20
How about you teach him? If it was bad he was probably inexperienced.
mishwarner 14
To the ppl saying she should teach him, that's not fair. Maybe he came after two seconds or it was bad because he made no attempt at foreplay, or he hammered away at a quick pace and had no awareness of her response at all. You can teach someone techniques but you can't teach someone to give a shit or to be in tune with you.
9a_1z 12
I agree. But I also think even if it's inexperience she absolutely shouldn't feel obliged to sleep with him just so he can learn to be better or whatever. Seriously the amount of people posting here who think she should go back on what her gut is telling her (that she does not and will not enjoy sex with this man) is baffling.
DoomedGemini 38
It's not we are saying you are obligated to have sex with someone, the FML is literally that she likes the guy but he's bad at sex. There's not a gut feeling, she just thought he was terrible at sex. If they refuse to try, it's obviously a lost cause. You can't help those who don't want it, but is it so hard to try? And if they are a jerk, obviously you shouldn't be with them just to teach them. We are talking about people who apparently feel like everyone they like should be a master at sex when most people need guidance. SOMEONE has to be that guidance, and if you liked the person why wouldn't you want to at least try?
Xion0014 20
Theres nothing wrong with ejaculating after two seconds. It's quite flattering thinking a guy is that aroused. Just do oral and a second round. Sex is about learning what pleases each other
bruh2016 9
At least you had sex ydi
AaLlIiYyAaHh 22
WTF is bean flicking???
shain1988 12
masturbating
Xion0014 20
You're 13 you should know by now
kalbrek009 20
I agree that most fantasies are best left as such. 99% of the time, reality is no where near the thoughts.
tomvertigo 17
If your attraction goes beyond the physical this gives you a chance to help him practice.