Today, I had sex with someone new for the first time after my 10 year relationship ended. The person was a friend who had been making serious sexual references toward me on and off over the year I've known him. I don't know if I'm more embarrassed that he couldn't keep it up, or that I came from anticipation anyways. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, after years of no sex, a friend of mine told me she would like some benefits. I got too excited and came before even putting it in. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my new boyfriend, well… penetration anyway. Turns out, he has premature ejaculation, and no idea how bad at sex he is. He actually thought he did a good job by lasting 20 seconds. He was done after 4 thrusts and was somehow confused. I didn't orgasm either. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off, and started talking about how nervous he is about buying his first car next week. FML
Today, I had sex with the guy who had been the main subject of my bean-flicking fantasies since I met him. It was the absolute worst sex of my life. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML
Today, I had had sex while sober for the first time in years. It was really awkward, bumpy, and I kept on apologizing for being so terrible. FML
Today, I had sex. The guy texted me an hour later, saying, "That was awkward. Let's not do that again." FML
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cuz803 46
Well...at least you came? And communication and practice can make it better if you choose to go again?
Charlie Given 28
Well it sounds like you two have chemistry and a connection but it also sounds like he was very nervous give it some time and practice 🙂
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cuz803 46
Well...at least you came? And communication and practice can make it better if you choose to go again?
RichardPencil 32
My vote is that he couldn't keep it up. When will the votes be tabulated?
Grclovestacos 3
given your location, I might be able to provide some insight (dude sounds familiar lol) if you give me his first name (or initials) and occupation. I know the odds seem unlikely, but I’ve had weirder coincidences. good luck!
Charlie Given 28
Well it sounds like you two have chemistry and a connection but it also sounds like he was very nervous give it some time and practice 🙂