Today, my friend told me that my brother sent her a picture of his dick. How did she tell me this? By sending me the picture. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Horrific misdirection
Today, my brother sent me a dick pic. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead. She sent me one back. FML
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Today, my best friend wanted to see what my new boyfriend looks like. By chance, he'd sent me a Snapchat a few minutes before, so I opened it to show her, only to see that it was a dick pic. FML
Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML
Today, my twin sister sent a nude picture to her boyfriend, who then forwarded it on to everyone else. Everyone else thinks it's me. FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my 10-year-old brother. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML
The girl?
Today, my mate was bragging about the nudes he was getting from this random girl, he proceeded to show me... It was my cousin. FML
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Rabite 28
Normally the only people who enjoy those pics are the ones whose dick is on the pic.
Ahmed Sakr 16
Not sure if she is a troll or an idiot, anyways that was a dick move from her.
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Comments (24)
RichardPencil 32
How did you know it was his? Ick!
Emma Marshall 19
.... my guess is she told her
RichardPencil 32
Yes, but the OP had to confirm that said penis belonged to her brother.
SneezyBear 27
Where on earth did you get that idea? All we know is that the friend forwarded the picture. She probably sent it as a screenshot or with an accompanying text "look what your brother sent me". Almost anything is more plausible than that OP recognised her brother's junk by sight... O_o
Zekfen 17
Before you realized it was your brother’s, you know you enjoyed it.
keble 9
Yikes
Rabite 28
Normally the only people who enjoy those pics are the ones whose dick is on the pic.
pugs 12
I hope your brother is over 18 or else that is child pornography.
Ahmed Sakr 16
Not sure if she is a troll or an idiot, anyways that was a dick move from her.
geniusness 6
The only thing worse than unsolicited dick pics is your brother's unsolicited dick pics.
real life problems 26
The real question is were you impressed
Jeremy Phillips 18
Sweet home Alabama plays in the background
MikuandKaito 24
Looks like she didn't want to suffer alone.
bluhbluhbluh 14
people like that make me wonder about mankind
alycion 39
It’s often a tactic to embarrass the person. Especially if the harassment has been ongoing.
KittyMack 13
tl;dr: EEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!! I can see forwarding it to the mom or dad, since they were responsible for raising him so it could be partly their fault he's so creepy, and possibly they could influence him to change his ways. But what does the poor sibling have to do with it!? I can't see how it's her fault at all, so why traumatize and mortify HER? My gawd. If I ever saw a relative's dick pic it would destroy my sex drive for life. I'd need electric shock therapy to erase the memory. So horrible. Possibly she'd deserve that if she gave him the friend's number, knowing bro was not a classy dude. But my bet is he just copied it from her phone without her permission, or had it for a legit reason like carpooling. If OP really was innocent, the friend sending her the pic is arguably worse than the brother sending it to the friend. A relative's dick is so much worse than just a typical unwelcome dick.
aljonking 11
I think the bigger problem here is that some guys still think their junk is attractive