Today, I had sex with the guy who had been the main subject of my bean-flicking fantasies since I met him. It was the absolute worst sex of my life. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for years. There was just one problem: it was so terrible I said, "I think I might be straight" about five minutes in just so it would stop. FML
Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML
Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML
Today, I had sex with someone new for the first time after my 10 year relationship ended. The person was a friend who had been making serious sexual references toward me on and off over the year I've known him. I don't know if I'm more embarrassed that he couldn't keep it up, or that I came from anticipation anyways. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were acting out a kinky scenario at home, where we'd met in a club and were having a one night stand. We ended up getting into a real argument about an imaginary girl in the club. I didn't have sex and we haven't spoken since. FML
Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
Today, I finally hooked up with the guy that I have been in love with forever. If there is such a thing as soul mates, this guy is it. He's my best friend in the whole world. It was the worst sex I have ever had. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I met a guy online, and I realized the cybersex I had with him was better than the sex I get from my boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
Solano2580 24
YDI. You went in there expecting to have the best sex of your life but since it turned out badly you have the tone like he's not worth it and that you wasted your time. I bet you aren't as good as you think either OP.
kdgsmiley 23
That's definitely a tough one, OP. If you're pretty interested in this guy and it's something worth pursuing, perhaps more communication about what pleases you would help improve things.
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mixximoo 24
Try again, sometimes it gets better.
Goblin182 27
Maybe all of those bean flicking fantasies set the bar to high.
Brightbulb 40
fun, maybe he needs some practice in bean flicking. Might be a fun prospect for you both.
8djht8 19
If they're attractive beyond their looks to you, teach them what u like.
S1N9UL4R17Y 8
well... there is always the option to teach him how to be better.
itwasntme14 19
I think that what makes "good" sex is all relative to the person. Maybe the last person he was with really liked something that OP can't stand, everyone has different preferences. That's why you need to communicate during sex. On top of that of course he's not going to be as good as you expected hardly anyone ever is.
CaroLouWho 10
There's a little thing called "communication." If you like the guy but you're not satisfied with his performance in bed, communicate with him. I'm not saying you should tell him he sucks in bed, but gently see if y'all can try something different.
PuppiesKisses 19
That happened to me. I lusted over a guy for a year and he came in under a minute. I gave him a few chances and he never improved. Sex is an important part of a relationship; if your not satisfied in bed maybe he's not the one. To those talking shit their probably paranoid people speak like that about them behind their back.
DoomedGemini 38
You say you have him a few chances, but did you ever try to HELP? If you want someone amazing at sex, you either get to find someone with a lot of experience or you BE that experience and help them. Sex is important, but just because they are bad at first doesn't mean they can get better and you can also teach them the best ways to please YOU.
PuppiesKisses 19
I tried with him a few times and it was BAD. The fact that he was also a real jerk was the main reason I left him; but him being bad at sex is NOT my problem. When I didn't know about sex and wanted to learn I did research. Everyone has that option. Improve yourself and don't look to others to do it. If I'm not seeing a future with a guy I'm not going to sit there and tutor him. When you cum consistently quick it's an obvious problem that shouldn't have to be pointed out. Also not my problem because I can't do a pregame jack off for him. I'm glad I left him because I then met my current fiancé who was a virgin when we met. When I took his virginity he lasted longer then the cum king previously mentioned. I taught my fiancé because he was WORTH teaching and he's damn good now. If someone sucks in bed it is nobody's fault or responsibility but their own. If their someone you want to be with good go for it, teach them. Don't blame me or the OP for being honest.
Asianjaned 9
That's like a really hot, tall guy with a 3 1/2 inch peenie.....LMFAO! Just kidding! Just teach him some new tricks. Chances are nobody has told him he's bad in bed.
Reider022 16
Not meeting expectations was exactly the issue, meathead.