Today, as a nurse, I had to tell a 15 year-old girl that her red, sore asscrack was caused by consistently not wiping her ass properly. Seriously, when I examined her there was still poop, even though she swore she wiped this morning. I had to teach her how to do it properly, at 15 years-old. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML
Today, I taught my 18 month-old daughter to wipe the green, snotty mucus from under her nose with a tissue. To which, like a ninja, she then wiped my open-mouthed upper lip with that same snotty tissue. FML
Today, a little girl at my work had an accident. She asked me to help her change, and as she was changing she stuck her hand in her vagina to make sure all the "peepee was gone". She then put that same hand on my face to balance herself as she finished changing. FML
Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML
Today, I finally confronted my daughter about never using air freshener after she poops. She said, "But I thought flushing made the smell go away!" She's 15 and she actually believed this. FML
Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML
Today, a little girl from my Sunday School class approached me and told me she had a stomach ache. She seemed very upset and her face was discolored so I took her to the nurse. While we were walking out the door, I looked down and saw a half-eaten crayon on the floor. That'll do it. FML
Today, my coworker showed me photos of her anal fissures. I'm not a doctor. FML
Today, for the millionth time, I walked into a complete smellhole of a bathroom, because my almost ten-year-old sister not only never flushes, but she doesn't wipe either. FML
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Vesi 30
This girl made it to *15* years old without being taught how to properly clean herself ‽ Oh man.. F HER L ! Poor girl. I feel bad for her.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Ladies and gentlemen, this is our future. It will be run by kids that don't even know how to properly wipe their butts. Seriously, how...? Just, OMG... that is so messed up. I'm sure her parents are also to blame, because obviously they didn't teach her properly, either. But that's what you get from people who hand their kids an electronic device and call it parenting.
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Vesi 30
This girl made it to *15* years old without being taught how to properly clean herself ‽ Oh man.. F HER L ! Poor girl. I feel bad for her.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Ladies and gentlemen, this is our future. It will be run by kids that don't even know how to properly wipe their butts. Seriously, how...? Just, OMG... that is so messed up. I'm sure her parents are also to blame, because obviously they didn't teach her properly, either. But that's what you get from people who hand their kids an electronic device and call it parenting.
Grateful @21 6
That's sad there's no way a 15 yr old doesn't know how to wipe properly.