aianmoo16
Chicago, United States
Today, I was at a mini arcade and accidentally put a hundred dollar bill through the quarter machine. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
quarterback
United States
Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML
Pimaan
United States
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
StellaSanguina
United States
That's how I roll
Today, a buttmunch customer brought in $7 worth of pennies I had to count and roll. As I was putting them in the deposite box at the end of my shift, I fumbled and dropped the rolls. All but one broke, spilling their contents on the floor. FML
iblamethetories
Colchester, United Kingdom
Today, I had to pay my bus fare in very small change. After carefully counting out coins under the withering glares of a bus-load of people, I quickly slid them into the machine, and somehow ended up jamming it. FML
Megan
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Fayetteville, United States
Cash grab
Today, I was doing my laundry when I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke my nose on the washer. FML
Anonymous
Money Money Money
Today, as I was coming out of McDonald's, there was a street musician playing outside. He had his saxophone case open for money. I meant to give him a ten, and it wasn't until I got home later that I realized I'd accidentally given him a hundred-dollar bill. FML
bubblezzz123
United States
Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML
KayDayParade
United States
Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML
greenhide8
United States
Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML
Anonymous
Lakeville, United States
#winning
Today, I placed $20 in a slot machine at a casino and in a matter of 5 minutes lost it all. My sister then sat at the same machine, put her $20 in and quadrupled her money. FML
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Waxwell 21
You found a quarter machine that accepts a $100 bill? Highest I can find is a $10
DeadxManxWalking 27
How do you not look at the bill before putting it in, knowing you had a hundred dollar bill in you? always double check. Edit: Looks like you'll be making it hail instead of rain.
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DeadxManxWalking 27
How do you not look at the bill before putting it in, knowing you had a hundred dollar bill in you? always double check. Edit: Looks like you'll be making it hail instead of rain.
RoseJam21 14
Your edit had me howling in laughter. Absolutely beautiful.
aianmoo16 12
I thought I brought my 10 dollar bill with....
thestoryofacaleb 14
I don't get the edit :/
elek2008 9
you make it rain with cash, hail with coins. Shouldn't be hard to figure out.
nonsensical 26
How does this happen? I feel like the machine would directly spit it back out, though
jrm89 9
There is no way in hell that machine will refuse $100! ...I just hope it gave out more than 4 quarters.
MrColbyCheese 10
I hope you brought a sock to put all those quarters in!
lurker_no_more 13
you should start collecting them in some kind of fort, where you can admire them and go for the occasional coin swim
HyperTek 16
What a **** up
Waxwell 21
You found a quarter machine that accepts a $100 bill? Highest I can find is a $10
trucker2 33
Casino style- big spender
PingusTheDingus 31
Put 'em in a sock and make it a weapon and all will cower in fear before you.
nioclas_hav 16
Serves you right for carrying a hindered dollar bill in your pocket. Should have put it in the bank
kingdomgirl94 29
Not everyone is broke as **** you know.
nioclas_hav 16
Oh so people with money can just walk around with cash in their pocket like yeah I got a few hundred bills here. Safest thing for op to do was put the money in the bank like
MandieL 27
I agree, if you're going to carry cash on you, use denominations that places accept. Most places don't accept anything higher than a 50$ bill where I'm from. Unless you're spending 100$ or course.
cj134 4
It's not uncommon some people do like to carry cash it's an easy way to carry money in case of emergencies
Xcizer 17
New plan: go to a casino and win big