Today, my wife dumped me because I have a non-operable brain tumour. It’s not going to kill me, just gives me intermittent symptoms resembling a stroke. She said she couldn’t handle being my carer and left. I don’t need a carer, sometimes I just need to sit until the symptoms go away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I left hospital after suffering a head injury. My neurosurgeon gave my wife a list of potential household changes that needed to be made, otherwise I could have a fatal seizure. We got in the car and she said, "You do realise we aren’t doing a single thing on that bullshit list, right?" FML
Today, I found out I have aggressive brain cancer, then my girlfriend dumped me because, as she put it, if I’m going to be dead in a year anyway, she might as well move on now so as not to waste her time. I knew she was evil, it’s what I loved about her, but man, this is low even for her. FML
Today, and until he had a tumour removed from his brain, my husband used to be happy. Since then he's slowly turned into a miserable bastard. According to the doctor, the tumour messed with his brain to make him artificially happy, so he's actually back to normal. It was the size of half a pea and benign, so he could have kept it. FML
Today, I found out that a girl I had been seeing for two months used her having a brain tumor as an excuse to break up with me. She said she wouldn’t feel good for three months because of treatment, but then a month into "treatment", she posted a picture on a date with someone else. FML
Today, my girlfriend has memory issues because of a car accident. She broke up with me because I was acting like if things were more serious that she wanted them to be. She forgot she proposed. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my ex-husband suddenly became so horrible and abusive was because he had a brain tumor that altered his personality. Now that he's had it removed, he's back to his old self. I feel like I'm living in a real-life Lifetime movie. FML
Today, my mom wanted to kick me out of the house, but she has a brain tumor and can’t be left alone. I want to leave this place, but I can’t leave her. I’m ready to quit. FML
Today, my wife filed for divorce. Last month, she was diagnosed with stage 4, terminal, inoperable cancer. We got a second (confirmed) opinion. She has maybe six months left. She told me she doesn't want to spend her last remaining days on this earth with me. Our 33rd anniversary was in May. FML
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
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FluffythePink 23
Statistics are not in your favour, friend. The majority of the time it's the husband who cuts and runs or sees a sick wife as a reason to boff anything they can get. It's one of the things cancer nurses are unofficial therapists for. Something like 21% of men walk out on their wives the instant they can't serve the man's needs anymore. Something like 3% of women leave their husbands when they get sick. So exactly which is the selfish gender here? This one is in a very low percentage. Maybe you should do some googling, touch base with reality and think about your rancid sexism?
Lost Reggie 22
What part of "in sickness and in health" do these selfish bitches not understand? FYL, and honestly, f her too. I hope you find someone amazing.
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Lost Reggie 22
What part of "in sickness and in health" do these selfish bitches not understand? FYL, and honestly, f her too. I hope you find someone amazing.
FluffythePink 23
Statistics are not in your favour, friend. The majority of the time it's the husband who cuts and runs or sees a sick wife as a reason to boff anything they can get. It's one of the things cancer nurses are unofficial therapists for. Something like 21% of men walk out on their wives the instant they can't serve the man's needs anymore. Something like 3% of women leave their husbands when they get sick. So exactly which is the selfish gender here? This one is in a very low percentage. Maybe you should do some googling, touch base with reality and think about your rancid sexism?