Today, my boss at my new job described a client as "retarded". I corrected him with "mentally disabled". He smirked and replied "Whatever. Just explain things to her real slow. After all, she's 'mentally disabled'. And a woman." I need this job so bad that I'll have to just put up with this asshole. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, at my new job, I walked into the office to hear my supervisor and HR manager talking about how, "the new guy isn't very smart, but we can get him to do the shit work for a couple weeks." Gee, thanks. FML
Freudian slip?
Today, my new boss asked me to handle a very difficult client, warning me that, "He's kind of a dick." My accidental response? "That's fine, I'm great at handling dicks." FML
Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year-old guy. My boss is a 50 year-old woman. I desperately need this job. FML
Today, I had to go to a boring, never-ending "sensitivity training" session, all because my douchebag coworker filed a complaint against me last week after I apologized for being tardy. Apparently I was insulting people with mental disorders. Or as she put it, "differently-abled" people. FML
Charming
Today, I realized my coworker can't comprehend English, or any other language. When I mentioned this to a coworker, they accused me of being an ableist. This is the same person who insults him to his face, knowing he can't understand her. FML
Language barrier
Today, my mother who learned English as an adult sent an email to my boss, thanking them for hiring me even though I'm "retarded." I’m a law school graduate who was diagnosed with a minor learning disability in kindergarten, but she still calls me "retarded" when speaking English. FML
Workplace etiquette
Today, my new boss sat me down and told me he's seriously reconsidering my hire, all because I greeted him with, "Howdy, boss!" instead of, "Good morning, sir." Apparently this indicates a lack of respect for his authority. FML
Grammar rules, OK!
Today, my new boss lost his shit and flew into a ten minute rant against me about the "value of respect". He told me that if I wanted to stay in "his" company, I'd best start toeing the line. All this because I corrected his misuse of "your" and "you're" in one of his memos. FML
Today, at my new job at a funeral home, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML
Today, I started my new job at a small business. I was pretty excited to finally be working, until I found out the big boss is a creeper and sees no problem making comments such as "You're way more interesting than the rest of these slope-eyed fucks." FML
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MyGFisaturd 23
Report it to someone OP, I'm sure that can't be tolerated.
ChloeRattlehead 22
That should not be tolerated at the workplace.
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MyGFisaturd 23
Report it to someone OP, I'm sure that can't be tolerated.
rileyrae0000 23
Make sure it's anonymous because you don't want to get on the bad side of someone who had little to no respect for others
TheEpicKitten 20
The only part you could report is sexism. Retarded is a medical term
okokalright 15
The term retard is still politically correct because it's a medical term. The only time when it's considered offensive and unpolitical is when it's used as a slur/insult
deathshead 19
you mean like how his boss was probably using it?
ViviMage 40
Mental deficiency used to be divided into the following sub-classifications, but these labels began to be abused by the public and are now largely obsolete: Borderline Deficiency (IQ 70-80), Moron (IQ 50-69), Imbecile (IQ 20-49) and Idiot (below 20). Mental deficiency is now generally called mental retardation.
okokalright 15
I know he meant in an offensive way. I was never trying to justify the boss's use of words and attitude. I'm just meant that the word used to be socially accepted until people started using it as an insult. He obviously meant to insult the person which is completely horrible.
GeorgiaBea 28
That's like calling someone who has cancer, cancer. Like that is all they are. MR is a medical term. Unless you are a doctor, or other type of provider, using that term is NOT acceptable. They are people. Human beings with wants and needs and dreams. I supervise a group home for DD adults and comments like this disgust me. I don't walk around calling them by their medical diagnosis, they have names.
pjsr 33
So is the term 'negro', but if you used it repeatedly to refer to a client, you'd be fired if you didn't stop after being told it is considered offensive. The word in question is no different to the families of the mentally and/or physically disabled. The same is true of the term 'ass', which is what this guy is.
Jowisee 29
We don't call it retarded or even mentally disabled over in the UK, and I'm shocked that it's still used in the US. We say learning difficulties/disabilities or something along those lines (unless we know the name of the condition, such as cerebral palsy).
echarlotte 19
He sounds like an absolute tosser
1animalallover 16
*waits for incoming feminists*
LibertyLife20 20
I definitely would look into reporting him! That is not okay!
One_Way 43
Let's hope reporting this guy will do some good. I had a boss at my last job with a similar attitude and I reported him to HR anonymously. Not only did he find out it was me, but he received no repercussions, his behavior never changed. I could not wait to get out of there.
cupcakegirl0424 27
Bro is get him wrote up. That kind talk isn't ok in the work place.
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
That talk isn't okay in life as a whole.
mattzawesome 28
True but private conversations don't carry the same significance as this one in the workplace.
Lalala579121 28
Well it's not very kind talk, is it?
ChloeRattlehead 22
That should not be tolerated at the workplace.
rachelthelime_fml 29
Go to HR IMMEDIATELY OP. In tbe meantime, I feel very sorry for you Dx
lat187 18
That is retarded.
JustBecausePie 12
No, just mentally disabling.
mattzawesome 28
I hope that's a joke. And if it is it's a very poorly constructed joke.
pjsr 33
Stop using that as an insult! It's no different than saying someone or something you don't like is gay. Serious or joking, it's not acceptable.
igg125 30
Buy him tacos every Tuesday from now on.
1dvs_bstd 41
What the... why? How will that stop the boss from being a mega douche?
Nilorak 24
He does not deserve tacos.
MasterTron 24
Nor can he have waffles, those are mine.
1dvs_bstd 41
So insensitive, rude and unacceptable. I'm pretty sure he has a boss too, anonymously report him so it doesn't backfire if he only get reprimanded.