Today, my mom grabbed my iPhone and threw it from the balcony, because I didn’t cry on the fifth anniversary of our family dog’s death. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
Today, my mom was screaming and throwing things at me and I didn’t know why. Then I checked the date. Her birthday was yesterday. FML
Today, my mom screamed at me to the point of tears, because it rained on her birthday. FML
Today, my mother and grandmother informed me that my sixteen-year-old dog died. I was standing in Wal-Mart at the time. They then yelled at me because crying in public is "inappropriate." FML
Today, I found out that my mother is extremely emotional when it comes to animal deaths when a bird flew into the window and died, and she insisted we have a funeral. FML
Today, my mom disowned me and forced me to move out because I didn’t have a crying heartbroken meltdown at the death of my stepfather. She knows I hated the man's guts since the first time he slapped her, so my not caring about his death shouldn't have surprised her. FML
Today, I was at a friend's birthday party when I got a call from my mom telling me to come home because my dog died. When I told my friend that I had to leave because of the loss, she replied with, "Okay, but you brought my gift inside, right?" FML
Today, my mom walked in on me crying in my room and yelled at me for being a "weak little crybaby." I’d just found out my best friend died in a car accident. When I told my mom that, she said, "Does it look like I fucking care?" FML
Today, I went on a run with the family dog. I returned home to three missed calls and a hysterical voicemail from my dad. Why? The dog was gone. Not me, his 15 year-old daughter, the dog. FML
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Chazzster 32
Sorry, Mom is an immature idiot. Unfortunately we don’t get to choose our parents. All we can do is to try to decide how to live with them or stay away from them if you can do that.
bleachedraven 14
this sums it up perfectly
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Comments (5)
Chazzster 32
Sorry, Mom is an immature idiot. Unfortunately we don’t get to choose our parents. All we can do is to try to decide how to live with them or stay away from them if you can do that.
bleachedraven 14
this sums it up perfectly
alex_jaguara 33
Absolute psycho. Run, bitch, run!
rainbowdonnareed 18
Um id have called 911! Call Apple care and file an incident report
jessgio1979 5
well I guess the question is who has to pay for a new phone
Scrappy the Cat 5
mega yikes on bikes