Today, I learned that my housemate used a dry vacuum to unclog the toilet before moving out and then didn't change the vacuum bag. He left several weeks ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML
Today, I used the community vacuum to clean my dorm. When spots started appearing on the floor, I assumed it was leaking water. By the time I finished there were tons of wet spots on the floor. Later I found out that someone had just used that very vacuum to suck up vomit. FML
Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML
Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML
Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML
Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML
Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML
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Top comments
danceinconverse 25
And that's when you said "**** it." And get a new vacuum.
JuzReading 23
What a feral thing to do
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Comments (45)
PaigeDCurtis 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Pretty shitty situation dude.
Aerobic_Exorcism 13
Why have you forsaken the FML community? You really couldn't conjure up something more original?
nightstalker94 18
Why can't you just enjoy the comments instead of complaining like a high school girl who can't even?
Aerobic_Exorcism 13
Because it's a really shitty pun.
nightstalker94 18
Ah I see what you did there haha good one
countryb_cth 38
And because every time a FML has anything to do with shit someone makes the shitty situation pun and it got extremely annoying real fast
SweetJane5522 22
I'd say that stinks. But bad puns aside, yuck!
syki 22
I was gonna say it sucked.
SweetJane5522 22
Unfortunately that's all I had.
J352SAURUS 30
The OP beat you to it!
_awwhellnaw_ 45
What an idiot. Thank god he's gone. Hopefully the next roommate you have won't be so stupid.
danceinconverse 25
And that's when you said "**** it." And get a new vacuum.
elcee1987 18
I really would.
False_Stupidity 42
Vacuums probably ****** anyhow, dry vacuums don't take too kindly to sucking up liquids.
MrGodface 21
It is called a dry vacuum, not a wet vacuum.
JuzReading 23
What a feral thing to do
theoldman 22
What a fecal thing to do.
scyth3s 13
Feral and fecal are very different...
blehtate 3
Unlike most people, instead of thinking about the smell or disgusting vacuum... I think of how dirty his floors are. I mean several weeks and you still haven't cleaned the floors.
LMAO__no 15
Not necessarily. They could use the vacuum just for their furniture. all my floors are hard wood and I still have a vacuum for furniture and cob webs on the ceiling.
Aerobic_Exorcism 13
Is your housemate the same person that caused septic tank water to be regurgitated out of the toilet by using the vacuum on it, or does no one else get reminded of that FML?
dhiran_singh 16
Turn on the vacuum might be a new blender now
hellnosucka 27
what a refreshing idea.
telli164 30
Find out where he lives now, leave nasty poop vacuum on his doorstep and buy yourself a new one!
Cnscott0205 15
Mail the vacuum bag to him with a note that says, "You forgot something."
MandieL 27
That would cost about as much as a new vacuum.
allforfun 23
I really like this idea...
ThrottleJockey 36
Totally worth the cost of postage!
False_Stupidity 42
Absolutely! Doing this would be worth any amount of postage, just for the satisfaction of it. Oh, and I'd definitely make sure I'm out of sight but nearby when he gets his delivery. The look on his face would be priceless.