Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML
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captainyamhamjam 0
there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving
allyleigh 0
oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.
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Leaveittosteven 0
#3 Yes we do, as our junk has about twice the surface area, and yet I can still manage to somehow "miraculously" shave it within 3-4 minutes despite the "hassle" Women probably spend more time putting on cosmetics that no one cares about
Crickets 0
Dear number 3: It's not that hard to shave. Unless you're fat.. then maybe.. lol and OP: Maybe you should have at least trimmed it.. a lot.. No one likes bushes.
phantasm 0
You need to shave that shit
hahayou12345 0
Haha **** him. You do what you want. It's a personal choice.
chillaxDude 0
FYL for being reminded in such a mean way. Forget him. YDI for not having tamed the beaver.
fckaduck 0
Well, maybe you should...
merri_fml 0
Ok ignore everyone who says you need to shave. YOUR body and YOUR body hair are YOUR business. If someone has a problem with the way you care for and maintain your genital regions, then they have NO business near them. FYL though. And F him. I wouldn't see him again.
Aelaena 6
It takes like 5-10 mins to shave, don't be so lazy
flyingheads7853 0
Show some respect next time and make it presentable when your about to get some.
Optimistic9 0
My girlfriend doesn't like to kiss my lips when I have a beard, and I don't like to kiss her lips when she has a crotch-beard. Fair is fair. If men had hairy dicks, women would require us to shave before oral action.