Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML
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captainyamhamjam 0
there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving
allyleigh 0
oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.
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HumansSuck 0
#254 I totally agree and I totally know what you mean by rug burn. Imagine you shaved your pussy and you're on top of a guy and he doesn't shave. Imagine how his hair feels on your freshly shaven-already-sensitive skin. Ouch.
deathproof_fml 0
Why is it that girls are expected to shave down there, but guys aren't? I don't feel like having to deal with the Viridian Forest when ******* a guy.
DoctorManhattan 0
I'm with 24. Nearly all men are expected to shave their faces or at least keep their beards from becoming tangled nightmare messes on their faces. You'd better damn well not have any preference about a guy's facial hair (or chest hair or back hair or pubic hair) if you're going to get upset about his having a preference for your pubic hair, and you'd better be just as willing to put your mouth on all those places if you expect him to put his on yours. Personally, I have a really strong aversion to hair -- when I was a kid, I was eating Cheerios and I had to pull a big, long hair with Cheerio bits stuck to it up from my throat. So if I get a hair in my throat, I'll start gagging and dry-heaving. And hell, most people don't like getting hair in their mouth in general. So it's either fun, comfortable, uninterrupted oral thanks to shaved or trimmed pubic hair or oral punctuated by gagging and spitting because it's some weird matter of pride to have your genitals covered in shag carpet. I'm a guy, I shave my balls, I keep my body hair trimmed, and what little of it grows on my back I make a determined effort to keep removed. I'd expect any partner to want to take care of their bodies in the same way. Just because it grows there doesn't mean it needs to grow out as long as possible -- just look at your fingernails and toenails. And while yeah, it helps retain odors and pheromones and such, you don't need giant ******* ratking mats of it.
ryan1592 0
To each his own.. or whatever.. he doesnt deserve you then if you 'arent good enough' cuz you got pubes... wow
podrummer9209 0
I shave mine, I think you should at LEAST take CARE of it. I mean, I'm not going to fight a hairball to get in there. And guess what? Guys hate going down on a mouthful of hair. At least, I do.
csigirl 0
Whatever, girl. Keep it natural, who freakin cares? And whoever does care you shouldn't be with in the first place. I wouldn't want razorblades or hot wax touching that area.
OmgItsAnaBeatriz 0
#258, Your Response Has No Evidence. He Was A Virgin. (Or So It's Claimed ) WTF? Yeah, In 12 B.C.E. They Had Razors. B.S. Back Then They Didn't Care About Hair.
uguysareidiots 0
well, i guess you need to shave that shit!
abcabc1233 0
yay bushes :D
maxdk1212 0
wow i think you should have just shaved it