Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML
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captainyamhamjam 0
there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving
allyleigh 0
oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.
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pleasetryagain 0
Most american males get circumsized at birth in the name of hygene, but WASHING does the same thing. Uncircumsized men aren't inherently dirty and the same goes to people who have pubes. Shaving is something that is fashionable right now. That's all there is to it. It only became popular in the late 80's because of pornography. Before then, shaving was done as a fetish ritual. You can find it in a lot of Victorian sex novels.
samanthakay9398 0
simple as this: shave you cattt.!!
Shotta 3
YDI for knowing you had date and being lazy and not shaving.
CaptainPat 0
As long as you dont have an afro between your legs, theres nothing wrong with a little hair, its natural. So unless this is the case tell him to **** off.
no_day_but_2day 0
Thats so rude.
brimston3 0
Don't expect oral when the man gets a mouth full of hair. If you're ok with that then it really doesn't matter if you shave or not.
proudtobeme 0
I don't get why people are still so ignorant as to be calling shaving more "hygienic." The hair is there for a reason--quite a few reasons, actually. For one, it makes sex feel BETTER because the hair reduces friction; so, unless you like "Indian Rug Burns" on your crotch, you should probably refrain from shaving. Secondly, as many people here have said from experience, it can result in ingrown hairs and rashes, both of which are more unsightly than normal hair, not to mention the itching that you have to deal with from hair growing back in. Also, being "bare" allows for an easier transfer of STD's. Shaving is only really for vanity's sake, but that doesn't really go so well when you've got all of that to deal with, does it? Plus, once you start shaving, all the stubble that grows back makes it look so unkempt that it practically nullifies the purpose of doing so in the first place. By the way, not even **** stars are perfectly shaved: it's called AIRBRUSHING. It's sad that girls now have to hate themselves because they can't be something that doesn't even exist...well, doesn't exist after the preteen years, anyways.
Sapphy 0
asshole D:
S3A82 0
241, jesus also wouldn't do girls with hairy bushes (or have razors). break out the razors women, its what jesus WOULD do :)
HumansSuck 0
To everyone saying it's disgusting if someone has hair there, STFU. It's hair. Hair isn't gross. It's just dead protein. Also, the hair is indeed there to help keep dust/random crap out of your pussy. I personally keep mine short but don't shave. Why? It's really thick. It gets stubbly in less than a day. It's extremely sharp. To get good results, I'd have to wax. **** that. It's not worth the time, pain or money. Plus, I have a boyfriend who doesn't care what I do as long as I'm following my own personal preferences. Do what YOU want. Shaving isn't sexier to everyone. In fact, I think shaved ******* can be uglier in some cases. If whoever you're doing it with has a real problem with your personal choices, they obviously don't care about what you want enough for you to be doing it with them. EDIT: Don't let the media influence your choices. GODDAMMIT.