Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML
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captainyamhamjam 0
there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving
allyleigh 0
oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.
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OmgItsAnaBeatriz 0
Lies 272! If He Wasn't A Virgin He Would Be Sinning! Never Sinned In His Life...
S3A82 0
shave. no one likes hacking through the amazon to find the lost treasure. as we know from indiana jones, lost treasures are usually filled with hidden dangers as well
signedbit 0
#3 yep. And it's no hassle. Balls area is pretty tricky but no hassle. Get with the program.
tonia_fml 0
girl, SHAVE.
diamonds_fml 0
******* get over it and shave! and I don't think guys are hypocrites for wanting us to shave..balls aren't the most attractive things in the whole world..I can live without seeing them hairless kthnx. and guys aren't pedos for wanting girls to shave, youre ******* retarded if you think that. it makes sex way more enjoyable and makes oral sex even more enjoyable. lotion will clear up the itchyness too..so no excuses.
CinnamonGrl 0
Friggin men. I want to see what they say after they go through a session of shaving/waxing/plucking their legs, armpits, and pubes. I bet they'd shut up then.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
I did and I still say you should shave, you disgust me
sue0909 0
asking you to shave down there dosent mean he's into 7 year old girls , then if u had a man with a huge beard and u ask him to shave it , wouldn't that mean your into gay men since they re all soft around the face area? some people call it hygiene u know.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
wow. go meet some real gay guys instead of just oogling about the ones on TV. seriously.
that_guy_you_are 0
I got pubes in my teeth once, it was ******* nasty. It was probably pretty unenjoyable for her too, I spent more time rooting around her bush than exploring what was beneath it. Keep it trim; unless you've been living in the woods for a couple years you shouldn't need to whip out the garden shears. In that case you'd get a pass for being a badass, and badass chicks are hot. Also, LOL at 276. You are the internet summed up in one incoherent list of insults. You fail miserably at everything and no doubt have even less of a life than I do.
that_guy_you_are 0
284-- let's see how much you complain when you get pubes in your teeth.
airplanefood 0
@273 I don't disagree with what you're saying, except the last bit - guys have it harder? Um, girls have to shave/wax their legs, pits, eyebrows, etc - that's a lot more area than just your face. We also have to worry about losing weight and starving and dieting (I'm sure someone like you hates fat chicks). Do you know how long it takes most girls to put on make up and get dressed when they go out, every single time? It can take hours, yet you just have to put on a shirt and leave. Sorry you have to shave your facial hair every few days, but try going to the salon to get your whole body waxed all the time. Girls have to be hot to get a guy's attention and spend lots of time and money trying to be that way. Someone like you would probably never go anywhere near a girl you think is ugly, and that's fine, it's your preference, but don't say that guys have it harder.