Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML
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captainyamhamjam 0
there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving
allyleigh 0
oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.
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Randall_Flagg_fml 0
Just trim. duh.
Sugar_lipsXo 0
WOW 319 comments and i saw maybe 5 that actually discussed what a moron the poster is. seriously, having sex with a guy you dont even know just because he's "cute". stupiddddddd. true love waits.
airplanefood 0
@292 (DoctorManhattan) I knew someone was going to say all that, and completely agree with what you're saying except you're talking about an ideal situation, not how our society actually is. "guys need to be trained to stop expecting all this needless makeup cake-on dress-up garbage from women" of course! But it's far from that in society today - and this FML proves it. If girls don't do all this crap then guys say things like "you need to shave that shit" or "ugly bitch" (as shown in other FMLs) and they don't get asked out to prom, and that hurts. Of course most of this changes when we mature at older age, but that's not what this FML is about. a) Yes, there IS a rule. It's certainly dying out in society today, but it's still there and we can't ignore it (unless you're attracted to feminists). b) Of course not, but how often do these guys exist? It's extremely hard to find a guy who thinks you're not attractive but still loves you. I was only speaking for the general population, I certainly don't mean it for myself. I personally have never put on make up or shaved, and was once overweight... and I have the sweetest man in my life who loves me for who I am. But I certainly can't say the same for 80% of everyone else at my college, and the girls in so many previous FMLs, I'm one of the lucky few. If one of the cheerleaders at your high school and a fat girl both asked you out to prom - who would you have said yes to at first instinct? Be honest. If you really are one of these nice guys, then all my respect is for you, but I was talking to #273 who I'm sure isn't. c) So you're blaming women and saying it's our fault that guys only choose the hot girls first? Really? And that women should be the ones to put our foot down first, not guys? I had a lot of respect for your opinions until I read that. You say it's our fault for being manipulated by these rules. Shouldn't men be the one to stop laying down all the rules in the first place? That's like telling someone to do something and then getting mad at them for listening to you. If you want to live in a world where all women are bra-less hairy legged feminists who refuse to cook and clean then, well, have fun with that hahaha. And nowhere was I complaining about any of this that women have to do - most girls have fun being sexy and looking hot. All I said was that saying men have it harder with appearance is ridiculous!
LonelyFrog 0
Thats rude. You needed a comback like: "I suppose I could shave if I decided to, but you can't grow another inch if you wanted"
flex_able 0
lol @ 273 thinkin he smart.....in MANY cultures men ARE judged on the size of their beard lol and it IS prefered to be longer and thicker. also LOL @222 Questionare....priceless!!!! 243 well said.
abcabc1233 0
OMG everyone should just do what they want if u wanna bush, have a bush if u dont, then shave it if wanna **** only shaven girls, **** only shaven girls
sadlittleboy 0
haha 312 ur hilarious!!!!
dirtybunny 0
Gross! Shave that bush.
abcabc1233 0
men have dealt with bushes for 100s of thousands of years. now look at the ******* (pun intended) we women have to deal with these days jesus had a bush btw. throwing it out there.
foozebox 0
Wow, I can't believe the immature posts here. OP: It's your body, and you should be obligated to do whatever you want with it. I don't see why people freak the **** out when this topic pops up (ie: OMG SHAVE THAT SHIT!!!11 GROCE~!), I guess apparently they've never gone through puberty themselves or something. (Then again, I won't question some of the people's age here, because I know.) Those who are hatin' probably never got ******* IRL... only shaved/waxed ******* through tv and computer. ;) Anyway, bottom line is, it's your choice. Don't be ashamed or embarrassed that you don't, because you're not the only chick on earth who has hair there.