Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML
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captainyamhamjam 0
there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving
allyleigh 0
oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.
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abcabc1233 0
some people have snesitive skin and are prown to ingrowns.. and waxing doesnt help this shoulda walked outta there. beggars cant be choosers. ii think women everwhere should boycott it :D
EhLasalvadorena 0
um, this guys an asshole. he could have told you in a nicer way. i really hope you slapped him or at least left his ass. but i would start shaving or waxing down there...just a suggestion.
coachfoo 0
no need to shave. girls that wanna go through that hassle, God bless them, but guys dont need to be any more spoiled. we spend so much time and money on makeup and hair products trying to beautify ourselves but its never enough. now were obligated to shave our *******? and we have such great motivation too... "shave that shit". jeeze.
Tubasaurus 0
You shouldn't have to shave, unless it's incredibly thick. If it's really thick then just trim it with scissors. Believe me even a trim makes it much better and more comfortable.
abcabc1233 0
cleanshaven ******* are a privelage not a right. men dont have no respect these days
S3A82 0
you gotta keep the runway clear of obstruction. or at least trim its common courtesy
mandyc 0
you knew there was a date and didn't trim? don't think much of yourself do you?
amyisbeast 0
bushes are gross. take care that.
Schemey 0
Take his suggestion, clean that up.
HorrorByrd 0
Why is looking like a nine year old girl so attractive? Kinda weird, don't ya think