Today, it was the last day of finals. After sleeping less than three hours in the last two days, I got in the car to go to school. For a second, I thought my steering wheel, the gas pedal, and brake pedal were all missing. That's when I realized I was sitting in the back seat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up at 7 am to take my last final. When I got to the parking lot, I realized my car was missing. After speaking to the police for 3 hours, I called my girlfriend to let her know what happened. She then told me I had parked on the street the night before. So much for the 8 am final. FML
Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML
Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, my book bag was so heavy that it set off my car's passenger detection system in the front seat. I had to buckle in my textbooks. FML
Today, I took my driver's test, whereby I forgot everything, panicked, and closed my eyes while yelling, "Jesus take the wheel!" FML
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hobopatz 0
And then you drove in that state. Scary.
Amayzingerous 0
LOL, IT'S SO FUNNNY AND CUTE. HAHAHAHA. It reminded me of a incident when my friend was drunk and he said he needed to speed back home, the same thing, sat at the back seat, imagined himself stepping on the pedal and went like "FASTERRRRRRRRRRRR" . Everyone was like " He is soooooooooooooo drunk." LOL.
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jSOPURE 3
This FML is funny but it's not an FML! =X
Intoxicunt 6
Sure it is. It means he's so sleepy he can't think, and thus will probably fail.
gangstark3_fml 0
so how badly did u fail lol
peoc 0
This is more of a MLIA. or just a WGAF (Who gives a f*** )
peoc 0
WOW i was moderated for using the phrase ' MLIA' ... O.o I think im gonna ditch this site forever and go there. MLIA MLIA MLIA MLIA MLIA MLIA
peoc 0
aahahaha moderated again for saying MLIA. some propaganda these frenchies have going on. go eat a frog. gribbit gribbbt.
babsigrl9 0
I agree your life totally sucks because your had to steal that from a stupid joke thats been posted on the internet/around for years kthanks
DreamerHyper 0
Hahaha indeed it's funny xD You remind me of myself... Is this fact an FML? ^^
NotEven 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
So maybe you should study and sleep instead of going out and partying because it is the last week of the semester. I have been to college, I know that's what you are doing. Everyone has finals parties because after this week everyone will go home for Christmas break. So YDI.
harmony88 0
I agree. One of the greatest influences in my life and her unborn son were killed by a driver who hadn't slept off a 24 hour shift at the fire house. He can never unmake that mistake and feels terribly guilty to this day. He's not a bad person at all, but he made a bad decision. Being that sleep deprived is roughly equivalent to driving drunk. Don't do it. Seriously. Even for a final exam.
aidsgiver247 0
FYL for having your influences and her unborn demon smashed to pieces, most likely by your own hand at the steering wheel.
jandrews10 0
So you've never been tired when you're driving? Never had to get up in the morning and go to work when you haven't slept very good? Get off your high horses...fuckos.
letitbe56 0
What party school did you go to? At my college everyone pulled all nighters to study during finals week. Which is really just as stupid, because the more sleep-deprived you get, the more important things like memory, intellectual abilities and coordination start to fail. Which is why you should really neither drive a car nor take a final on that little sleep. So I agree that this is a huge YDI. While yes, some people sleep badly and then still have to go to work, but that's different from deliberately sleeping only three hours out of 48 and then trying to get behind the wheel.
polico_wolf 0
I HATE people who steriotype younger people. Just because you were an idiot when you were in college, doesnt mean everybody is. My dad is like that, because he was a filthy liar when he was my age, he thinks I am too.
Izzy322 0
you probably are
Sdelta 0
"and her unborn son" as if prochoicers care
yake12 0
haha 97 wins even though I am pro choice... BRING IT ON HATERS!!!!!!!
Amayzingerous 0
LOL, IT'S SO FUNNNY AND CUTE. HAHAHAHA. It reminded me of a incident when my friend was drunk and he said he needed to speed back home, the same thing, sat at the back seat, imagined himself stepping on the pedal and went like "FASTERRRRRRRRRRRR" . Everyone was like " He is soooooooooooooo drunk." LOL.
ColdGold 6
Ha! I can envision a group of people watching this guy.
LatinoHeat 0
This is not an FML. These are the common symptoms of someone up all night watching Clay Aiken videos on youtube. Rock on dude.
wh4t3v3R 0
Hahaha! Doesn't the world become such a fascinating and surprising place when you don't sleep much?
hobopatz 0
And then you drove in that state. Scary.