Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML
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captainyamhamjam 0
there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving
allyleigh 0
oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.
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yousayblabla 0
I think it's a bit pedofilic to want your partner to be shaved. It's just not natural for a grown up man or women to be lacking of pubic hair. If you want to trim your bush it's fine by me, but shaving it all of is just a sick ideal which shouldn't be encouraged. Second of all it's unhealthy and can lead to fungalinfection and/or urinalinfection.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
it's not natural to shower, either. so, are you a pedo too because you do not like stinky people?
maveric101 0
to #299 and tons of others: little girls don't have armpit hair, yet women shave all that off. leg hair too. how is pubic hair any different? i'm not trying to encourage it, but saying that it's sick and calling it pedofilic is rediculous. personally i would say a little landing strip or something. also i think both guys and girls should do at least some trimming.
kekeke_fml 0
To everyone saying "suck it up and shave it, it's not THAT hard": Not EVERYONE's body reacts to things the same way others' do. It's been said here multiple times, but still I'm seeing comments about that. **** off and go learn a little more about people and how we're not CLONES (most of us). I'm starting to wonder if I'm the only one who even likes body hair anymore. On guys, I think the sexiest damn thing is a beard. Not to mention I love chest and underarm hair. But that just goes to show that preferences do exist in this world. I think it's pretty disgusting when guys refuse to tend to you just because of some hair. If his face is submerged in it then I can sympathize, but LAWD FORBID a woman's body working the way it's supposed to. FBYL for neither of you waiting long enough or bothering to discuss it before hittin' the sack.
peopleplz2008 0
something i would say
abcabc1233 0
don't expect girls to shave if they never get head
SenorLanky 0
Agreed. Hairy muff is horrid.
turdburgers 0
If you want to sleep with him, you'll shave. If you don't want to shave, find someone else.
ZDrache 0
Shaving is a personal choice. Personally I don't see what the deal is with hair unless you're going to eat them out. It's just...hair.
greengreta 0
Very funny and for those who say the skin is too sensitive will find the skin will toughen up if they continue to shave/wax it. And for those who say to tell him to get lost, well good luck finding a guy who really wants full grown 1970's bush in 2009. If you ever want to get laid you gotta shave that shit or at least ask the guy his preference or maybe don't sleep with someone you don't know or who is a total prick, ya, this is totally your fault.
prttyyngthng 0
If nothing else, get some clippers and at least shave it. Personally, I feel it's my duty to help the guy out, and keep the plate nice and clean for whoever is coming over for dinner. Just sayin.