Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML
Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML
Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML
Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML
Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML
Today, I was at a busy restaurant and, in a rush, walked into the men’s restroom instead of the women’s. I was so focused on my phone that I didn’t notice the stares, or the guy at the sink giving me the confused glare. When I finally looked up and saw the urinals, I practically sprinted out. FML
Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML
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Top comments
bad_boyfriend 10
Yeah I would have just held eye contact and slowly turned until I was peeing on his leg.
whysobeachy 37
Being a woman has its benefits. I've never had to stare into a stranger's eyes while peeing....yet.
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Comments (58)
dca101 23
uhh... that must've made for one hell of an awkward moment...
thatnucca 36
Intense contest... Who won?
SmittyJA24 26
I'll bet the other guy came first.
JerryClark 17
Omg this made my Day ?
trucker2 33
Till he piss's on your leg.. :D
bad_boyfriend 10
Yeah I would have just held eye contact and slowly turned until I was peeing on his leg.
399 41
That's what you get for dicking around :þ
whysobeachy 37
How was OP dicking around? I get that you said it for the pun. I just don't think it was a very good pun.
whysobeachy 37
Being a woman has its benefits. I've never had to stare into a stranger's eyes while peeing....yet.
Tripartita 45
Then you haven't really /lived/. The rush can last for days.
Welshite 40
Beachy, you've never peered through the three inch stall door gaps? It's my favorite pastime when I go into the ladies' restroom.
ThrottleJockey 36
Yeah, but the rash lasts for months.
whysobeachy 37
Oh, man. I'm about to go to a mall this weekend. I know what I must do.
katachristic 19
That cheek-to-cheek peek.
Tripartita 45
Be sure to start yourself off with limited exposure or wear contacts/glasses. As wonderful as it is, it can be like staring into the sun.
cliffsally 2
Don't knock it till you've tried it lol
Mauskau 36
Three inch gaps in the stall? Is that normal? I've never seen a gap any bigger than half an inch. To add to this - I've stared my cat down whilst on the toilet, mainly because when he was a kitten he'd jump on my lap and claw me up.
PhoebeBuffett 13
I was in a bathroom tonight that was single person and had the toilet in front of a mirror, so I had to make eye contact with myself while I peed, if that counts
vOIDmASS 13
eh. Meh. I'll take it.
dannidoll93 24
There's gotta be a **** that starts like this.
amsterdamgirl 20
with a george michael soundtrack
M3DO 24
Rule 34
angryo5trich 13
I would broke my stream backed up and walked to a different urinal
Tripartita 45
This FML really needs a follow up. Who broke eye contact first? How awkward was it after? Or are you two still there, locked in perpetual stare after you submitted this FML using your phone and muscle memory?
maharb01 17
"I knew what he was thinking. . .That's a nice looking dick" ~Waiting