Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML
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captainyamhamjam 0
there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving
allyleigh 0
oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.
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greengreta 0
And furthermore, I think my wrinkles, sagging boobs and stretch marks speak louder of my age and maturity than a batch of ugly pubic hair.
lightedlotus 0
I love you #5. Nice to know there are guys out there who don't follow absurd double standards...
sadlittleboy 0
if it gets to be a jungle, shave that shit. most guys trim their pubes every once in a while so it doesnt get that long. and i think nowadays most girls shave it too. from now on i call you "lion mane"
sahara89 0
#5 is the best. Nice to know there are still some decent guys out there. PUSSY IS PUSSY, IDIOTS! As long as it's clean, it's all good.
heheh_fml 0
Here's your red flag: "He invited me over to make dinner at his place." Why didn't he make dinner for you? You were his guest!
crocko101 0
FREAKIN SHAVE!!!! Any guy in his right mind will only **** shaved *******!!
Ginjar420 0
Ok kiddo, if your a girl or a guy you better be shaving to. Or your sexist. A girl has the right to do what she wants she ALREADY has to fit a standered of being "hot, sexy, skinny, big boobed" etc. She doesn't have to worry about pervs.
dgafprincess90 0
lmao! @ # 19 i give you props thats funny shit yo
j1026 0
HAHAHAHHAHA as my bestfriend tells me "How do you expect someone to eat it if it's not shaved?" LOL!
Time2growup 0
get over yourself 282...
fullcarbon54 0
One last thing I'll say: you can say all you want about you big bush, but I can guarantee you noting you will say can change the fact that virtually no guy will do it with you as long as it's around. The unspoken law stands that if you're gonna get laid the shave. Trim will do too, but it better be a TRIM!