Today, a girl confessed that she's loved me for years and wants to marry me and have my children. It was my half-sister and she said it in front of everyone at a family wedding. I don't know who to be most afraid of at this point: her fiancé or my stepdad. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my mom talking on the phone with my sister about how much they hate my fiancé. My wedding is in two weeks and my family has been pretending to like my future husband for three years. FML
Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
Today, my step-sister told me that she was getting married to her girlfriend next summer. At a big family brunch, I made a toast to their marriage. I didn't know that my step-mom didn't know they were dating in the first place, or that she was severely homophobic. FML
Today, I admitted to my best friend that I was having second thoughts about getting married and was probably going to break up with him. Unfortunately, my fiance's daughter, who I absolutely adore, overheard the conversation and threw a huge screaming tantrum asking why I didn't want to be her mommy anymore. FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML
Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend's 8-year-old daughter decided that I'm going to marry her mom and send her to an orphanage. I blurted out, "Marriage?! No one's talking about marriage!" Now my girlfriend is mad at me, and her daughter is still scared of me. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
I really hope this was a prank. She should know that incest is messed up. And her fiancé and your stepfather can't be mad at you for anything. It's not like you reciprocate her feelings, or have done anything with her.
Callyn 47
Half-sister means that they share a parent. OP's mom has OP, leaves his dad and gets with step dad and then has his sister. They are related.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
I really hope this was a prank. She should know that incest is messed up. And her fiancé and your stepfather can't be mad at you for anything. It's not like you reciprocate her feelings, or have done anything with her.
weratapo 19
It’s only incest if they’re blood related. If it’s through marriage it’s fair game.
Callyn 47
Half-sister means that they share a parent. OP's mom has OP, leaves his dad and gets with step dad and then has his sister. They are related.
JasonThorn 23
Maybe the stepfather had the daughter before he re-married. So they are not connected by blood. Still, does OP have any feelings for her? and why choose such a public event to make such a statement?
PenguinPal3017 19
Half sister means they have a parent in common. This is simple stuff people!
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
step sister means already born before marriage no dna relation, half sister means born with one parent after marriage some dna relation learn you english
julfunky 29
If that’s the case then she wouldn’t be his half-sister.
Alyssa Anderson 13
He said half sister meaning half blood not step as in no relation.
BurnInDemonFire 39
I commented on this 10 days ago. Where's the ******* follow-up?! This is the most tense cliffhanger ever!
blondie45 21
OP didn’t say whether he did or didn’t reciprocate her feelings...
James Kellogg 6
You do realize that North America is the only place where incest also refers to half siblings right...incest refers to actual blood relation..that’s why in Japan, asia, Africa, and Russia is normal to marry half brother or sister. I’m not saying incest is a normal or good thing at all. Just that if it’s a step sister than I’d say it’s the same as regular relationships..hence their being a normal amount of **** for this topic. Soooo id rather see half sister half brother dating than brother and sister dating...does this make sense...
James Kellogg 6
Actually you know what I meant to say Step Sister not half my bad I’d rather see step sister and brother dating
Veroswen 3
Yikes! I'd move away for a few years. That's gonna be way too awkward for a while. Probably always with your sister. Well that or you commit an act agaisnt nature. Literally parts of evolution are dedication to avoiding this issue.
sunnyray812 42
What the hell did I just read?
Lalala579121 28
The epitome of the deep south.
ScrubLord2407 2
Roll Tide!
nslucence 2
You shouldn't be afraid of anyone - you didn't do anything!
RichardPencil 32
They’re both pussycats compared to the batshit crazy your half-sister is. She’s the one much more likely to **** you up compared to those peripheral characters.
aljonking 11
You should be most scared of her.... run! Run far, far away!
TumblrweedPasses 11
Best get a restraining order on that one Why be scared if you did nothing wrong, it's her that's lost the plot OP
commandpriority 5
Wear a rubber to avoid webbed feet children. Also.. buy a banjo.
disturbedgd 26
If you haven't already, start running