Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, as they have for the past three years, my boyfriend's parents have never called me by my actual name. They always "accidentally" call me by my boyfriend's ex's name. FML
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
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bro1oke 0
The only b word you should ever call a girl is beautiful, bitches love to be called beautiful.
supimnyancat 9
Confront him and tell him you don't like it.
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Comments (377)
Lulblast 4
He is the type of human that needs to see how close a plasma cutter can get to his testicles before they melt. Not like his are worth anything.
DelphiCat 17
i think 316 needs to spend some time in the real world... My (both gendered) friends call me a bitch, i call my (both gendered) friends bitches... So am i an evil misogynist who hates women then? Even though i am myself a woman and i use it for both genders as a jokey form of endearment? Seriously, round here if you're not mean to someone it means you don't actually have any feelings whatsoever, or may even dislike them. Just remember kids, its only funny so long as it isn't true! (dont call your fat friends fat, dont call your freakishly skinny friends gollum, dont call someone mental who is actually mental etc)
Alystar_fml 1
Same for me but it's my mother not boyfriend who always call me bitch. Unfortunately, I can't dump her like you need to do with your bf.
anthony99 14
And you're still with him why?
beautifulsoulll 0
And he's your boyfriend because..?
alasimamuggle 0
Uh he seems like such a winner, I can see why you stay -.-
SisyphereanTask 2
#308: just because he says he's "joking" doesn't mean he's actually joking. My ex used to call me a "f^&King bitch" all the time. When I confronted him about it he told me it was a joke (I believed him, I considered it a perverse sort of pet name). Not saying that OP's bf is an abusive asshole like my ex (he put me in hospital on average 4 times a year) but his m.o. is eerily similar to an abusive asshole's m.o.
jamieyolo 1
U deserved it you let him think for this long that that was okay you should of handeld this a while ago.
lyndarenee 0
sounds like someone needs to be dumped
ra10244 0
Could you actually be acting like a bitch most of the time then? Don't know about your bf, but I call a square a square, n a circle, a circle