Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, as they have for the past three years, my boyfriend's parents have never called me by my actual name. They always "accidentally" call me by my boyfriend's ex's name. FML
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
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bro1oke 0
The only b word you should ever call a girl is beautiful, bitches love to be called beautiful.
supimnyancat 9
Confront him and tell him you don't like it.
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Comments (377)
Bobissmall 13
TIL calling the woman you are closest to in life, a bitch, means you hate all women.
greysan 1
Why would you even date someone like that? Break up with him instead of coming here for sympathy.
scr_sensei 14
#316 seems like a real bitch
mydadpulledout 17
now go make him a sammich!
darkyoshi_fml 3
he sounds like a nice guy lmao jk
yepusuckarse 7
Don't take that shit! He won't stop if ur ok with it
bubo_fml 11
Does he ask you for cheesy poofs & turkey pot pies too?
A_Little_Girl77 12
You train em' the way you wanna be treated.. That's your fault for letting that happen.
iwadasn 33
What kind of attitude is that? If it were domestic violence instead of name-calling, would you blame her for that too?
cassi135t 1
Hmm, sounds like a true gentleman.
KaylaDawnn 5
Well that's just awful. :(