Today, both my brother and sister missed my wedding. She was playing in a Call of Duty tournament, and he got so high that he forgot about the wedding completely. He was my best man. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my younger brother called me saying he's getting married. Now, I have to attend my ex's wedding. I'm the best man. FML
Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
Today, I arrived at my best friend's wedding and found out that my invitation was no longer valid. His brother tried to explain that they'd decided to make the ceremony for family members only, then two our classmates popped out to say hello. They're not related, neither to my friend nor to his fiancée. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML
Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, my wedding is scheduled for next week. Today is also the day my whole family had an epic falling out, resulting in my mother disowning my brother. Apart from having them taking turns sobbing at me through the phone, they're also not coming to the wedding. I paid the hotel rooms in advance. FML
Today, my younger brother got in engaged. When we had a conversation about the wedding, he asked why the hell would I be involved with any of it! He used to be my best friend. I don’t know what happened. FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Wow, that is utter bullshit. I mean, COD?
mmaflake 19
Love cod. But not that much. Ouch.
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Comments (126)
Tristyxxx 24
:(
mmaflake 19
Love cod. But not that much. Ouch.
MCRaddict15 15
No matter how much I love COD, I wouldnt miss a sibling's wedding for it.
GuessWhatKids 13
From the other side of things, I love weed. But I also don't understand why he'd smoke on his brother's wedding day.
HKCgrimmjow 15
I have to say, you gotta be really dedicated to COD to miss a siblings wedding for that, my next thought is... Did she win?
VScpu 3
At least smoke with your brother
nickob96 25
Amen to that!!
Pleonasm 36
Wow, that is utter bullshit. I mean, COD?
LolPieRofl 11
Yeah not even a Battlefield or Halo tournament, those would've been better!
s15c 9
Duty calls.
DEATHBYEX1LE 11
CoD sucks anyway
THE_AJ26 11
CS FTW
perdix 31
Maybe they don't like your wife.
oicu812xD 16
Its one thing not to like the bride but when the groom is your brother your opinion doesn't give you the right to skip the wedding. Especially if you're the best man.
perdix 31
#14, I'm thinking the OP could be a bully and his siblings are afraid to say no to him. Coming up with such bullshit excuses leads me to believe that there's a lot more to this story than we are being told.
marxistbkly 3
Perdix, COD tourneys are not bullshit, nor is being stoned off your ass.
SoylentCandycorn 10
Or maybe... his siblings are just... assholes? I would have thought being on the internet would make it easier to realise that some people are just assholes.
perdix 31
#48, and the OP is the only non-asshole in the family? I'm guessing that ALL of them are assholes.
Ambience138 11
My thoughts exactly. This is what you get for scheduling your wedding on the same day as a tournament.
perdix 31
#58, Yeah! And they probably scheduled the wedding to start at 4:20! Assholes all around!
SoylentCandycorn 10
He could have siblings who are not assholes, but since they turned up to the wedding they are not mentioned in this FML.
jelly713 19
Perdix, you don't sound like your normal self. Or maybe you changed your style of joking. Don't know. The world may never know.
Kottonmouth247 4
maybe he's stoned off his ass and forgot who he was like the brother ha
PenguinBitch 44
Very selfish siblings you got there. COD and getting high, what scum.
YouDaIdiot 4
Getting high is not restricted to scum.
thatonename 7
I really don't think they were implying that it was. I believe the siblings are scum for missing the wedding. No need to jump into "stoner self-defense mode".
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Getting high while playing COD makes people scum. They should be in a Taco Bell eating 5 layer burritos until they can't move. That's the best thing to do while stoned. Haha.
GodBunny 2
#32 your getting screwed they are suppose to have 7 layers...fyl
Ambience138 11
Why the hell is your comment down voted so much? you made a very true and valid point.
Ambience138 11
Some people prefer to play video games whilst stoned, not eat. Eating is cheating.
TwinChapter 15
I get the feeling that if they HAD showed up at the wedding they would have completely destroyed it :/ The sister would show up in tatters, because she clearly didn't care very much, and so she wouldn't bother getting dressed nicely, and the brother would not take his roll as best man seriously. The sister would most likely get wasted to get her mind off the tournament she was missing, and the brother would get stoned either way. Probably. If I had siblings like that, they wouldn't even be invited to my wedding because I'd be worried they would ruin it, or disappoint me by not showing up.
WannaBeActor1018 11
Did she at least win?!
DEATHBYEX1LE 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Its not hard to win in Cod. All you do is camp then when with no skill involved.
chanoscar 8
When it's a tournament it's completely different than online actually. If you just camp you won't win in tournaments. You actually need to have teamwork.
viagradoesntwork 7
That is just awful manners if you to ask she won. I hope u die in a hole
iOceanus 18
74: No matter how overused that is, it's perfect for this occasion.
DEATHBYEX1LE 11
28- Still a crap game that takes less the half a second to kill someone. And i dont care if CoD fanboys down vote me
firefly319 7
When? Dictionary go...
dan_in_wi 12
uhh, hunny... were we suppose to be somewhere? **** it, pack another one, it probably wasn't important...
xmaximusx 12
Great family dude !!
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
It's really sad OP. Your siblings owe you a massive apology although for knowing this type of people, I doubt the apology will come. They say you choose your friends and not your family but at least you can start your own family unit with your new wife. Take heart, I hope you still had a fantastic wedding.
mihaelaa 10
Couldn't somebody give them a call? I mean it's not like at the end of the wedding you realized they weren't there the whole time. If you noticed they weren't coming you should have done something.
twinkiefeets 17
Your kinda busy on your wedding day, you shouldn't have to call your family to remind them to show up!