Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, as they have for the past three years, my boyfriend's parents have never called me by my actual name. They always "accidentally" call me by my boyfriend's ex's name. FML
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
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bro1oke 0
The only b word you should ever call a girl is beautiful, bitches love to be called beautiful.
supimnyancat 9
Confront him and tell him you don't like it.
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Comments (377)
gaararulesni 1
He's probably joking that's when you know that he loves you enough to know you'll forgive him, unless he's a jerk o..o
meandmyself206 4
Tell him to stop and if he doesnt find someone that knows ur name
bluntdae 1
I'm a moron.
KaylaDawnn 5
This has to be the saddest thing I've ever read.
fmlman287 0
I'm pretty sure that you're no bitch. I think you should find a new guy who will agree :)
nillycullen 3
He just wishes he was amazing as you!
Bri_Riddle 1
That's not right... Dump him
MuffinQueen13 1
There is no way my boyfriend would ever call me bitch. I don't even like when he calls me woman.
ya_momma 4
Why would you let him call you a bitch to begin with? Ydi. Have some self respect.
DizzyyDee 5
When I tell my bf I'm a bitch to him he tellse I'm right then says Beautiful individual that causes happiness