Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
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Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, as they have for the past three years, my boyfriend's parents have never called me by my actual name. They always "accidentally" call me by my boyfriend's ex's name. FML
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
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bro1oke 0
The only b word you should ever call a girl is beautiful, bitches love to be called beautiful.
supimnyancat 9
Confront him and tell him you don't like it.
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Comments (377)
SK_babii123 5
Then why are you with him?
bugmenotmofo 34
My advice for you? Dump him. He doesn't deserve you and you deserve someone better. If you think he will change... I'm sorry, but I don't think he will - if he doesn't respect you now, it's unlikely he ever will. Don't let him treat you this way. Best of luck :-)
sibilla_a 0
Wow after reading this I realised it happens to me too.. :(
Calyx_fml 22
So, why is he your boyfriend?
mritty 2
There is nothing "joking" or remotely funny about that. No decent human being calls a woman a "bitch". Ever. It is not funny. It is not an in-joke. It is rude, insensitive, and misogynistic. Your boyfriend does not respect you. He does not respect any woman. You are an idiot for not breaking up with him after the first time. You are an idiot for not breaking up with him after coming to this realization. And you are an idiot for not breaking up with him after he explained his "joke". YDI, for sure. Not the relationship you think you have now - the relationship you actually have, with a rude, uncaring, misogynistic asshole.
lakinre 2
YDI for letting him call you that even once. Have some self respect and stand up for yourself.
ThisBeAUsername 6
Dump his ass
melimelz88 2
Um YDI...you allow him to talk to you that way...you have to draw the line and decide whether you love and respect yourself more than you love him and dump the loser
prettyvolatile 3
ARE you?
charvisioku 22
316 --> you can't make those assumptions without meeting the guy... it's not always offensive. Calling someone A bitch usually is, but if they're saying you're THEIR bitch, it can actually be jokey and even affectionate.