Today, my boyfriend and I went clothes shopping for an upcoming wedding trip to Mexico. He wanted a dressing room fashion show to approve what I would buy. I’m 40. Last time I did this, I was in grade school. Maybe I shouldn’t go on the trip. FML
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Today, I was wedding dress shopping. My fiance is only paying for the dress if I buy a size 10 or under. I’m currently a size 18. Apparently, this will give me “incentive to get in shape for the wedding.” FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I was excited about my friend going wedding dress shopping, so before I went to go work out, I decided to try on a prom dress from high school to remember what it felt like to get dressed up. It was too tight, I broke the zipper, and spent 45 minutes trapped before I cut myself out. FML
Today, I was shopping for dresses when my fiancé turned into what I can only call a groomzilla. He told me and my maid of honor that we need to lose weight because he's not "paying all this money for a pair of fatties to not look good." FML
Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
Today, I went in to pick my wedding dress. My fiancé's ex-girlfriend was my consultant. She basically hinted that I looked fat in every dress. FML
Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
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sarsuela 29
Was it because he thought it would be fun or because he wants to control you? Maybe indeed you shouldn't go on the trip.
Jon Tessler 14
I hope you mean EX boyfriend.
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Jon Tessler 14
I hope you mean EX boyfriend.
sarsuela 29
Was it because he thought it would be fun or because he wants to control you? Maybe indeed you shouldn't go on the trip.
Michael Hasbun 3
Maybe he just thinks you're hot and was hoping for a show like you see on movie montages?
Even Neeve 3
That’s my thought. If he wanted to hype her up and have fun, that’s too cute. Now, if it was to control what she wore, that’s a red flag. But that isn’t what I got from this.
hope jm 5
BIG RED FLAG
Máté Tarjányi 3
So you don't want to go on a trip, because your boyfriend thinks you're hot and wanted a show. The red flag is you, honey.
Even Neeve 3
If he wanted to control what you were wearing, dump him. If he wanted to do this to hype you up and have fun, I hope he dumps you.