Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML
Today, I tripped and fell down some stairs at a family gathering. Instead of making sure I was OK, everyone laughed at me. Including my quadriplegic uncle, who asked his personal support worker to lift his arm just so he could point and laugh with everyone else. FML
Today, I slipped fell down an entire flight of stairs in front of literally everyone, and after getting back up, I tripped down another flight. Then, instead of silently walking away, I started laughing like a maniac and now everyone probably thinks I'm dumb, clumsy, and crazy. FML
Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Today, I was walking up some stairs, and I told the guy in front of me to be careful, as the handrail was loose and well-worn. I then put my hand on it, and promptly fell backwards down the stairs with a piece of handrail still in my hand. FML
Today, the guy I liked for years asked me out. I instantly said yes. As I was walking away, I forgot I was at the top of the stairs and fell down 20 steps. He stood at the top and laughed. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, I tripped going up the stairs at work, caught myself, and laughed it off. Then I tripped again on the very next step. The same bunch of coworkers watched both times. No one laughed the second time. Neither did I. FML
Today, the elevator at work was taking forever so I decided to make a change and take the stairs instead. I slipped on the second step and spent the next few minutes laying there as people asked if I was OK. My pride is bruised… as well as my ass. FML
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Top comments
LightningLadyy 0
What a sweet, caring young man. You should punch him in the face.
godlybacon 5
The ****? FYL dude.
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Comments (43)
godlybacon 5
The ****? FYL dude.
iSitt 0
his duty as a good samaritan was complete. what he does on his spare time is his business.
Kingdutch 3
Job Description Win?
dtbomb 3
That's one way to get an abortion.
MRiKiCCS 0
amen
sweet_candy_ 17
At least he cared about your safety first.
LightningLadyy 0
What a sweet, caring young man. You should punch him in the face.
himoonkey 8
I agree she could've died D:
Aethereality 10
FYL OP. Follow him and push him down a flight of stairs and laugh at him. See how funny he thinks it is then!
Cass3m0 0
That would be assault. o-o"
UpsidedownKayak 9
It is? Shit, all this time I have been laughing first and then asking if they are ok, and it was wrong? I am so ashamed.
Alleged_Cranium 7
*Wow, that's so (choose one): A) great B) terrible C) Raven D) all of the above *FML auditors seem to have a problem with my rather innocuous comments. So, I figured this is what they are looking for.
Doortje 30
Why are you making this "joke" again?
UpsidedownKayak 9
and again and again and again? Is it that hard for you to say something that isn't insulting and won't be modified? Don't give up so easily, Cranium.
Insane_Tea 15
eheheh
sourgirl101 29
Since you weren't seriously hurt, your fall becomes funny. It's not rocket science here. This is why people send money to see those "Jack Ass" movies.
sourgirl101 29
I forgot the "p". I now understand your corny joke.(:
HesJustTheBest 0
There's a reason public spaces build railings alongside staircases, use it next time genius.