Today, I managed to convince my sister that when you press down the diet button on the lid of a McDonald's cup it turns whatever is in there diet. I pressed the button and she started shouting how she hates diet drinks. She's 19. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister called me a moron after I told her that no, healthy foods do not give you "negative calories". She's 21 and goes around telling everyone that she's an expert nutritionist. FML
Today, I had to explain to someone that all beverages, except plain water, actually have calories. They weren't too happy that their milkshake diet was over before it began. FML
Today, my family has been unsuccessfully trying to stop my sister's energy drink addiction. She's not even 30, but the doctors say her heart health (or lack thereof) is roughly equivalent to a person over twice her age. She probably won't even live to 40 at this rate, which makes us sad. Why won't she listen to us? FML
Today, at lunch I ordered a Coke. The waiter replied, "Diet Coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular Coke." He shook his head and said again, "Diet Coke." FML
Today, my daughter expressed wanting to lose weight so I took her to a licensed dietician nutritionist to get her a healthy eating plan, and even made her an appointment with a personal trainer to get her on track. I walked in on her eating a whole box of laxatives, because "this way is faster." FML
Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML
Today, I had to explain to my daughter that no, just because the word, "salad" is in the name, it doesn't mean that macaroni or potato salad are automatically healthy for you. She still doesn't believe me. She's 19. FML
Today, I had to teach my 13-year-old sister that sugar and salt don't, "cancel each other out to make the taste neutral". FML
Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML
Today, my Dad and I went to McDonald's, only to have him shove two handfuls of sugar packets into the bag. He said, "If it's for free, why only take one?" To make it worse, my crush was at the till, watching what was happening. FML
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ddlovatolover 23
I'd take her drink since she doesn't seem to want it anymore...
Meowdisen 15
If you think about it, that is a pretty awesome way to get her drink. Just push down the diet button, and she will no longer want it. So more for you.
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ddlovatolover 23
I'd take her drink since she doesn't seem to want it anymore...
MeanBeagle 22
take the lid off and push jt back.
MeanBeagle 22
it* ... its too early. where's the coffee button.
modelos10 19
well i hate diet too....
RMLrapemylife 14
you don't need no diet.. you're prefect the way you are ;)
INeedAUserNamr 13
How did you manage to convice her? (other then the fact she may be a bit dumb)
MeanBeagle 22
she was wearing an easy button
riptor911 10
A bit dumb?
ShadowOpsV4 13
#21 you don't have to comment on every post and everyone's commemts
HairIsEverything 15
His comments are actually pretty funny and witty, #40. You just look like an ass
MeanBeagle 22
#40, maybe you can write an Fml about it
abattior 18
She is unique isn't she lol.
Meowdisen 15
If you think about it, that is a pretty awesome way to get her drink. Just push down the diet button, and she will no longer want it. So more for you.
Deniika18 12
At most McDonalds now though you can just get your own refill :P But if you don't want to move I guess you're right lol
DocDrose 20
smart sister. diet drinks are really bad for you.
smokecloud_ 37
Pretty sure all pop is bad for you.
stryder9090 28
That's embarrassing...
INeedAUserNamr 13
FYL but you also sort of deserve it for making up stuff and getting her to beliave it
slyde32 12
she's 19, not 5....
ilovemsminaj 13
Wow, she must be a little special
SideOfTheAngels 23
Haha that's awesome.