Catboys rise up
Today, I hooked up with a guy who has a Facebook page for his cat. FML
Today, I hooked up with a guy who has a Facebook page for his cat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML
Today, I watched my boyfriend feed his cat and change his profile on both Myspace and Facebook before saying to me that he was, "too busy to have sex." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
Today, the guy I'd been talking to online and liked came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on the sofa talking to my cat. I woke up later to see that not only had he crashed for the night, but he'd curled up in the dog basket. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I stumbled across my boyfriend's tumblr page. I've known him for years and never knew he had one. Being curious, I decided to give it a look, only to be ambushed by a wall of furry porn. FML
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Top comments
summerloolooloo 0
How is that bad?
Wooddaver 0
haha "Tim is in a relationship with Mr. Sprinkles and it's complicated"
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Comments (178)
xDConversexD 0
Snickerdoodle. No just No. Normal people don't do that.
Anteezy 7
I have **** site for my snake, what's the big deal?
comatoast 0
I bet the cat has more friends on Facebook than the guy
Averizzle 0
Your definition of normal in context please?
damnrosi 0
no big deal. He was a hook up, so long as he was hot thats all that matters. Just don't hook up with, or talk to him again if it bugs you that much.
Lenicka 0
And what is wrong with this ? Cat is a family member. My cousing has got a Facebook profile for her dog and I never though there is something wrong with it.
Person1233 13
I have a facebook page for my cat. It's how I send my death threats to snickerdoodlea.
Person1233 13
snickerdoodles*** Even when I edited the comment, it didn't change -.-
xKoga 0
I'd love to hear some of them for future references, as educational purposes only! :P
thedivinecomeD 0
social networking is not only reserved for humans...
erjaguam 0
so what??? I think it's cool.
Starfire22 5
lol, awww that's cute!