CatWoman
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Catboys rise up
Today, I hooked up with a guy who has a Facebook page for his cat. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
JJBones
Red Deer, Canada
Just Caturday things
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I watched my boyfriend feed his cat and change his profile on both Myspace and Facebook before saying to me that he was, "too busy to have sex." FML
HaedLei
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The Lovecats
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Alexa, play "You'll Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties" by Jona Lewie
Today, the guy I'd been talking to online and liked came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on the sofa talking to my cat. I woke up later to see that not only had he crashed for the night, but he'd curled up in the dog basket. FML
ohokay
Bronx, United States
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
sucksatlove
Sewell, United States
Nice guy
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
TheOtherWoman
Weston-super-mare, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Facebook of what?
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
crazycatlady
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Never enough
Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML
creeper-status
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Irvine, United States
Creeper alert!
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
ConfusedFiancé
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I stumbled across my boyfriend's tumblr page. I've known him for years and never knew he had one. Being curious, I decided to give it a look, only to be ambushed by a wall of furry porn. FML
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summerloolooloo 0
How is that bad?
Wooddaver 0
haha "Tim is in a relationship with Mr. Sprinkles and it's complicated"
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Comments (178)
tikimuppet 11
So? My cat has a facebook page and loads of my friends added her. One is even "married" to her =P It's just a bit of fun
monop_fml 1
No need to be so judgmental. Besides, cats are better than women.
cowycal 4
That'd not bad, my ex had a facebook page for her oboe case.
cakezorz 0
ermmm.... didnt you get to chose wether to hook up with him??...
tubesocks_ 0
That just makes him even awesome-er.
Luckster 0
What's the big deal? I have a facebook page for my fish. My FISH! I have it because I rather spam my Fish' page with the new photos of him throughout the months rather than my own photo albums, plus it's fun to make status updates of what you think he's thinking.
Luckster 0
nvm, my comment returned.
VIPJellyBean 0
His name doesn't happen to be Ben Shevah, does it?
MysteryJoker 5
I have a suitemate that has a facebook page for his stuffed turtle. I see no fml here.
scorpio82 0
YDI for being dumb and easy.