Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML
Today, I woke up from a nap to a weird buzzing sound in my ear. Panicked, I swatted at my ear to get rid of what I thought was a fly. Instead, I hit my phone, which was on vibrate, and it fell on the tiled floor, spinning the screen into a cracked, shattered mess. FML
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML
Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML
Today, I was woken up by a loud noise, which I thought was an earthquake. It sounded like a car had driven right into my living room. Which was exactly what it was. FML
Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was having a panic attack. When I woke up, I was actually having a panic attack. Double the fun. FML
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Top comments
zmoney314 0
wow your a dumbass
We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee 0
That is one pissed off vibrate.
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We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee 0
That is one pissed off vibrate.
jcrob 0
are you sure u didn't just wet the bed and come up with some elaborate (lame) excuse? I mean what type of phone vibrates and sounds like that... specially muffled by a pillow and mattress ?
KiddNYC1O 22
Woah, It's Mike Sorentino with Barry Manilow's haircut.^
bravesfan112233 0
wear diapers next time
abbi96x 0
You have issues! My phone vibration certainly doesn't replicate a plane crashing into my house.. You just fail.
imacreeper 3
do you also wake up in the night to go and pee and run as fast you can to your bed when you're done doing your business because you think a demon is behind you too, OP?
Darth_Naru 0
What kind of phone vibrating sounds like that?!
chuymac 3
54. hey I do that!!! you got to love the way our bodies work when we are frighten
PurpleRae420 0
Lmfaoo
MehrunesDagon456 20
was it a nokia?
berrygirl2014 0
wow...FIRST
zmoney314 0
wow your a dumbass
ahole123 0
Couldn't have put any better myself
Lapy_fml 0
Why must so many Fml'ers be such damn Grammar Nazis? If someone doesn't capitalize something, does it really effect you at all?
KiddNYC1O 22
40- As KaySL hinted, it's "affect". Lol
PoserDisposer 0
Grammar Nazis FTW.
nate_msm 0
my grammar is crap but this was rather funny
ILoveSomeFun 0
affect*
kder0aeon 9
I know. I wonder if OP is normally a scary cat. look on the bright side; at least it wasn't a plane about to crash into your home.
yermum6798 7
you're*
anon2468 0
and it sounded like a plane crashing...? hmm.. that's one powerful vibrate. :P
RockstarRN 10
I am thinking this is a false statement. I can't imagine it being that loud.
OceanBreathesSal 5
hey you never know. my old phone's vibrate sounded like a huge ass bug flapping it's wings.
DeadxManxWalking 27
or close to their ear the vibrate to the bed could sound like it
luvppl 6
maybe they lied about it being a phone... I'll let your minds think of what else it might be... lol :)
afdude87 6
paranoid much? or just live really close to an active runway? lol
manny2 0
what kind of ringtone was THAT?
swimchica22 0
vibrate.....
imacreeper 3
satisfaction ;)
nate_msm 0
33 WIN ^^
tbreezy180 0
woahh I don't think you should put your phone on vibrate anymore :)
DreaminOfMusic 0
wow really? that'd be a much louder situation! but maybe you're just paranoid and crazy. fyl but you kinda deserve ot
babycakess10 0
I sleep with my phone on viberate under my pillow every night and it doesn't remotely sound like there's a plane crashing into my house when it vibrates while I'm sleeping..?
kevinophamaa 4
lol i had something like that, but i didnt react that badly, i was just freaking out like wtf 0.0