Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
She's lost control
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Assumptions
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been talking to another woman on Facebook. His only defense was, "I thought I deleted the messages." FML
Surprise surprise
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
Why Change a Perfectly Good System?
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML
Regret…
Today, I searched my ex-boyfriend on Facebook while my husband slept. He recently got engaged. I regret everything. FML
Top comments
Clearly 7
You should friend Request her! That will burst his cheating bubble.
onedayinamsterda 14
Good day it is then! Start the celebrations! You now know him for the ass he is.
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onedayinamsterda 14
Good day it is then! Start the celebrations! You now know him for the ass he is.
GTAmax99 12
I'm sure the wife doesn't
AbstraktThoughts 13
Damn what's up with all the shitty assholes getting the attention? :'( what about the nice guys!
kiwienne 21
#16 - The nice guys honestly do, as long as they're also funny and clever :). Not only the douches
laughtersplay 14
Honestly speaking with these type of FMLs, Op should be thankful she's the girlfriend rather than the wife. All she has to do is cut off connection with him, while the wife has a house, possibly kids, and a divorce to deal with.
tararochelle 18
This is FML!! Why would we post the positive things?? Doesn't mean the good guys done exist. :)
tararochelle 18
Don't*, sorry about that!!
oj101 33
Perhaps it's just a very close friendship/marriage kind of relationship on Facebook, like when two girls who are best friends list that they're in a relationship, even when they're not actually lesbians.
oj101 33
Never just assume, or jump the gun, especially when you're getting your "information" from Facebook.
xStaciexLynnx 15
Even if it was a very close friend, I don't think I'd like my boyfriend to have someone else listed as a wife.
Connect 10
My girlfriend has her BFF as her girlfriend. Because I don't have Facebook.
akiahara 14
People do this? But... why?
mousey119 4
I did it with my best friend, but if I get a boyfriend or him a girlfriend we get divorced, don't know how it started, but he even got me a wife birthday card. Everyone knows if I'm classed as married to him it means I'm single.
klutz44 28
74- perhaps this is why you're single. If I met someone and they were listed as "married" on Facebook I would lose interest.
ballbearing 10
I did it as a joke when I was single and my best friends husband wouldn't add her back on after she had a tantrum and fb dumped him (lol). She facebook dumped me awhile later for her real husband. Sad.
mousey119 4
84, I'm actually in a long-term relationship and have a daughter.
Cappiej 18
I think somebody's got something to explain.
Clearly 7
You should friend Request her! That will burst his cheating bubble.
GTAmax99 12
Then they would gang up on him and kick him in his two timing nutsack!
Goldenberry_fml 14
Haha your name is funny :)
BlowinChronic 18
Haha your comment was awful.
bingbongbingbong 11
And whats wrong with that ??
CueTheMusic 22
Err, he's her boyfriend, but has a wife? What's not wrong with that?
Laurenluvz 11
I'm sure you're one of the people who believed that OP deserved to be cheated on..
danielhartlesss 13
#6- Something tells me you're probably single. Either that or don't care about real relationships so you just go **** random people which will eventually lead to your future depression.
HelloSirs 14
@32 Damn, that got specific.
supportcommand 17
Big burn from Mr. Hartlesss!
CueTheMusic 22
I don't normally approve of all the 'DUMP HIM!!!' comments but in this case, if she is definitely his wife, do it. And make sure she knows he's a dirty cheater! And you could always drag him onto the Jeremy Kyle show for added fun.
carry_on 19
Completely agree, although she sounds like too much of a normal person to be on the Jeremy Kyle show.
akiahara 14
Take a closer look. You might find the rest of his girlfriends, too.
Albarufus 13
Oops!
trollburger_fml 4
People , chill, he's not an ass, he's just a muslim. Looks like you're going to be wife nr. 2. OP.