Today, I was standing at the top of the stairs petting my dog. The doorbell rang and my dog bolted down the stairs, tripping me. I fell down the whole flight of stairs backwards. Turns out the person at the door was my brother who had locked himself out. I almost died for no reason. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML
Today, I was texting while walking up the stairs to my porch. When I looked up, I saw someone standing behind the porch door, and was so scared that I fell backwards down the stairs. Turns out, it was just my reflection. FML
Today, I couldn't sleep. I had to pee really badly but I'm terrified of the dark, so I closed my eyes all the way to the bathroom. On the way, I tripped over my dog and fell face-first into the door frame. He then humped me as my nose bled all over the floor. FML
Today, I went upstairs to scold my boys for running in the house because someone could get hurt. As I turned around to come back downstairs I tripped and fell all the way down to the landing at the bottom. I could hear them laughing in their rooms. FML
Today, I was walking down my very steep basement stairs when I fell and rolled all the way down but luckily I didn't hurt anything. While walking back up around the very last stair, my cat jumped out on me, causing me to roll all the way back down. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs of my apartment building because I thought my cat was a ghost. FML
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, my roommate texted me and warned me to be careful on the stairs leading to our place because they were icy. I got the message. After I fell down an entire flight of stone stairs. FML
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Top comments
Jimboom 12
Dog-gone it!
BrownBaby2012 0
The only reason you guys hate Snickers is because she actually cares about the future state of the English language. Maybe if you guys did too, she wouldn't be such a grammar Nazi.
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Comments (85)
tweetbaby14 18
um people he said the dog bolted down the stairs as in ran quickly ahead of them
scuba1722 0
and here I thought the dog was a carpenter...
SundayNight_fml 0
^^this
Jimboom 12
Dog-gone it!
Nikolee 0
I don't know why but I acctually giggled at this .,,,:|
piping_hot_boii 0
That sux mate, FYL.
HMTQMadge 1
I has as sad whenever people on the Internet can't recognize a troll when they see 'em.
tweetbaby14 18
bitch I think you should shut up and go back to your fat friend ok I misread what you guys said and if it was my brother I wouldve left him outside for forgetting his key and for making me run and fall down the stairs
zuuzuu_fml 0
what ever the reason was you could of died.
tom9686 0
ouch thats got to hurt i wouldnt blame the dog , hit your brother its his fault . hes the one that made you go down stairs, the dog just got excited
maa_rico 4
OP u should hit or put down snickerdoodles
scuba1722 0
put her down it's more humane
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
for some odd reason, I agree with #34. Not sure why, though...
maa_rico 4
vet please "take care" of this annoying bitch. *cough snickerdoodles*
Ajjas013 6
snickerdoodles was the dog... Get it? She's out to get you :)
deathcab7 0
jesusss lovvvess you (:
BrownBaby2012 0
The only reason you guys hate Snickers is because she actually cares about the future state of the English language. Maybe if you guys did too, she wouldn't be such a grammar Nazi.
Nikolee 0
I'll just say bad timing and you should know what your dog does, I have two dogs and everytime I take the stairs I look and I'm careful
rider12 0
why did you run down the stairs before him the dog would of gone before you and he wouldn't of tripped you
Fredzter 0
You almost died? Uhuh...