Catboys rise up
Today, I hooked up with a guy who has a Facebook page for his cat. FML
Today, I hooked up with a guy who has a Facebook page for his cat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML
Today, I watched my boyfriend feed his cat and change his profile on both Myspace and Facebook before saying to me that he was, "too busy to have sex." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
Today, the guy I'd been talking to online and liked came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on the sofa talking to my cat. I woke up later to see that not only had he crashed for the night, but he'd curled up in the dog basket. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I stumbled across my boyfriend's tumblr page. I've known him for years and never knew he had one. Being curious, I decided to give it a look, only to be ambushed by a wall of furry porn. FML
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Top comments
summerloolooloo 0
How is that bad?
Wooddaver 0
haha "Tim is in a relationship with Mr. Sprinkles and it's complicated"
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Comments (178)
PhoenixWright 0
It's bad because the OP is dating a guy with a Facebook for his pussy.
shadaboo2014 0
@ajjas013 ur the1 always flirting wit her...she almost always has rly gud comments even if sometimes she tends to ramble on but imean come on cuz seriously who doesnt
iluvninjas 0
wow. who makes a facebook for their cat?!?! thats so stupid.
ecbfilms001 0
I have a Twitter, YouTube, and gmail for my tortoise
Alexlivee 0
by hook up u mean ****. right?
spez86 0
to snickers you don't have to like evrything about someone just because yr dating them OP > but also agree it's probably just for ***** and giggles
heyydani 0
i have a myspace for my dead cat. kthx
eric780 0
We really need a "Not an FML" button.
uberrican 0
was it Jonah Novek? he's in your area and has a fb for his cat...
joeyl 0
I have a page for my bear, " help bear become famous"