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Today, I hooked up with a guy who has a Facebook page for his cat. FML
Today, I hooked up with a guy who has a Facebook page for his cat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML
Today, I watched my boyfriend feed his cat and change his profile on both Myspace and Facebook before saying to me that he was, "too busy to have sex." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
Today, the guy I'd been talking to online and liked came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on the sofa talking to my cat. I woke up later to see that not only had he crashed for the night, but he'd curled up in the dog basket. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I stumbled across my boyfriend's tumblr page. I've known him for years and never knew he had one. Being curious, I decided to give it a look, only to be ambushed by a wall of furry porn. FML
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Top comments
summerloolooloo 0
How is that bad?
Wooddaver 0
haha "Tim is in a relationship with Mr. Sprinkles and it's complicated"
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Comments (178)
summerloolooloo 0
How is that bad?
tatte3 1
woe
ilovebradiew 0
i have a twitter page for my dog, but i dont use it lmfao
Subrosawolf 0
it's only creepy if he was in a relationship with the cat.
Wooddaver 0
haha "Tim is in a relationship with Mr. Sprinkles and it's complicated"
saltz 0
sad
Subrosawolf 0
oh Wooddaver, you understand my twisted mind well.
sum1savemeh 0
I agree^^ your beautiful
Wasted_Elmo 6
wrong it's only creepy if the girl guy and cat all went along on a date there lies the issue where the it becomes really strange and overcompulsive over a pet
Demarrer_fml 0
Jen You are beautiful BABY!
Malinkrot 3
LMAO the OP isn't getting much sympathy because a lot of the commenters here are losers that don't understand why it's sad to have a facebook page for a pet. please people get a life. It's funny how a lot of you sit on here wasting your lives trying to think of "witty" comments to post on this website, while managing your useless rabbits Facebook page. no wonder the world is going to shit. you all think you are so smart and important when in reality you contribute nothing to society.
Bojanglies 0
Then you come on here and try to look like you have a life by bitching about people who supposedly don't have a life. cool story brah.
tobyraza 0
Haha, my friend has a facebook page for his pet rock!
Subrosawolf 0
@Wasted Elmo. Are you saying it's only creepy if the guy wanted a threesome involving his cat?
aperfecte 0
good one. lol
dedcircuit 0
And doing the same thing makes you better how?
bethechange17 1
I think the OP isn't getting much sympathy because it's a little slutty to hook up with someone if you know that little about them. but there are actually an alarming number of people with pet facebook pages here.
xlostwithoutu 0
if her name is catwoman automatically fake
truthisRelative 0
hahaha!!
Zikato 0
It's sad to have facebook page whatsoever
lolpwntdumass 0
Ima do that for my cat.
highbie 0
**** off what's wrong with that
immazombeastxD 0
it randomly smelt like cologne in my room when I read this...
antonioohama 0
So? YLINFU
RagingTurtle 0
Lol
Courtz08 0
that's so lame... I know friends who do that too...
katierose112996 0
lmfao. ur rude? its not lame scumbag.
ntherewas1 11
Well one of my friends is in a relationship with his skateboard hahah. He's an avid skater and a really nice bloke so it's all good.
Yarixa 0
wow...what does that say
gman90210 18
Well if that's all it takes to get laid I would have done it a year ago
jaydnnx 0
love it :) haha but so lame.
hisbabygurl1 0
how many friends does ur cat have?? and does he have more friends then u??
americuzz 8
I bet that the only reason this is a fml is because the cat has more friends than her -.-
Maddoctor 10
Wow, you sure know how to pick 'em.
tweetbaby14 18
lol I'm gonna make one for my bunny now and I'll add his cat!!!!
sevlen 0
how is this bad :f
sugarbabyxoxo 2
shit you hooked up with that guy too... hahah? I thought I was special. (jk)
ckydc 0
sugar baby is a guy
Astraea 0
ahem. I really make fun of these type of people, a facebook page for a cat?? He's probably retard, and totally ydi if you knew about it beforehand.
tb_2010 0
exactly my thought. did the op know about it prior to? if so, ydi of course. if not, he could have told you that on the 1-10 nerd scale he ranks in at a 13.
snake_Girl85 0
You know, it's entirely possible he did it as a joke. Or, with the ridiculously large number of facebook games that require having other friends that play, a lot of people make extra accounts. Perhaps he decided to make an extra account for his cat instead of just leaving it blank and unimaginative. Now if he puts more effort into the cat's page than his own that's one thing, but the page itself doesn't mean he's obsessed with the cat. FHL for hooking up with someone who has no sense of humor and finds something as innocent as a pet facebook page to be disturbing.