Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML
Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML
Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, I discovered that my cheating, stealing ex-boyfriend is posting pictures of naked women having group sex, with my face photoshopped onto them. He sent those to my boss, my friends, my family, and only because I refused to bail his drunken self out of jail a couple weeks ago. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a secret phone that's full of fake names and profiles (all his) and other women's nudes, with fake email accounts and social media accounts. He “wants us to work it out.” FML
Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I found a folder on my boyfriend's computer called "Facebook". It turned out to be a collection of thousands of photos from his female friends' accounts. It was all sorted into folders like "Big Tits", "Blonde", "Cameltoe", "Feet", and "Jailbait". FML
Today, I discovered that my Facebook profile picture, of me between my boyfriend and a friend, is actually me between my boyfriend and the girl he has been cheating on me with. FML
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xrainbowshadowx 17
Photoshop his penis and make it look smaller.
elephantom12 9
Time to say good bye to him.
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Comments (75)
elephantom12 9
Time to say good bye to him.
laya_fml 26
I agree. I'm a little mad that this didn't read ex boyfriend.
Jovecove 13
What an idiot, not even bothering to delete his browser history
xrainbowshadowx 17
Photoshop his penis and make it look smaller.
kingsian 15
Lmao agreed!
Cbizzlez 10
Ask the ugly girl from the other fml
perdix 31
#2, lots of girls prefer small penises. They're going to be so disappointed thinking that your boyfriend is a highly-prized teeny-peeny, but then he whips out his big, ugly python and ruins it!
codyjohn17 5
21: Where are these girls!?!? I NEEED TO KNOW!!!!!!
Damian95 16
There's no creeping like Facebook creeping :)
happle 21
I don't think it's really Facebook.
lilhellian 27
Don't worry they just help him practice.. :D
HelloSirs 14
Practice makes perfect! Tiger Woods taught me that. Clearly I mean his golfing career...
ositoakaluis 16
It's okay, chill the **** out, and watch catfish you really don't know who he is talking too. It's probably 13yr old boys or 65yr old trying to ****
thefella 10
Personally I prefer to watch salmon when I chill out.
happle 21
5- Him doing that while still in a relationship is still not okay. Especially child ****.
PincessBoff 6
UHM, NO. It wouldn't matter who the **** he was talking to he's still flirting and posting nudes of himself online for other girls to see. That's a big no-no, just to let you know.
biggestfan23 11
#5 you act like catfish is a revolutionary show lol
SillyGirl4602 23
It is even worse if its a 13 year old boy! It doesn't matter how old the other person is. It is still wrong.
xxreikoxx 31
I like watching the police bust creeps like her boyfriend for messing with kids like a pedo if he's of legal age...that's right. I was taught by and am still in touch with a police lieutenant. :)
Coop817 19
Tell him if others get to see him, he doesn't get to see you
perdix 31
Is your boyfriend a teenager or some old creeper in his 40's? If it's the former, dump that cheater; but if it's the latter, that's adorable!
samasara 20
thumb down please.
DanielleinDC 34
I hope you mean the other way around. If he's in his 40s, it's really creepy. If he's a teen, it's not as bad as it could be. But still, OP could get into trouble if there are Mark Foleyesque communications between a grown-up and teenagers on her computer. If her boyfriend wants to pull this shit, he should use his own ******* computer.
perdix 31
#33, no, I am not mistaken. I got it right. Yeah, I know it's counter-intuitive but it's true. Try going on one of those Facebook for Sex sites and see how well-received you are. You'll be pleasantly surprised ;)
CammyGal 26
Gross, dump him if you can't fix the problem. That's not right.
PincessBoff 6
If you can't fix the problem? I wouldn't try to fix anything with him after that.
firefighter925 18
sounds like a small problem
perfectflower 12
How is that a small problem? It's a big problem
Pyro_Wolf 17
47- Im pretty sure that it was a joke about the guys dick.
kingsian 15
I would dump him for the simple fact he couldn't have the decency to use his own computer. He point blank has no respect for you at all.
MrSassypants 34
"You can post your dick online, you can flirt with teenage girls, and you can occasionally offer them sex at a local Pizza Hut, but if you use my ******' laptop again I'll break your legs off and beat you with them."
kingsian 15
Yeah as always nobody gets what I am saying so thumb me down here I'll make it easier **** all you mother ******* :)
SillyGirl4602 23
10- are you serious? Is that the only reason he was disrespectful?