Today, I stumbled across my boyfriend's tumblr page. I've known him for years and never knew he had one. Being curious, I decided to give it a look, only to be ambushed by a wall of furry porn. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, my boyfriend learned about my filthy fetishes in the worst way possible. He found me naked in the bathroom, licking the dirty toilet seat. I couldn't even make an excuse. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
Today, I got home from work early to find my boyfriend spread eagle on the couch, taking pictures of his anus. Apparently, that's what his other girlfriend is into. FML
Today, I accidentally revealed to a close friend that I have a stash of furry porn. FML
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Top comments
exileonmainst 16
Today, out of curiosity for a FML post, I discovered what furry **** is after a quick google search. FML.
articwolf2 17
Time to buy a cat suit?
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articwolf2 17
Time to buy a cat suit?
Ahmed Kablar 7
Hahaha, ok let's get serious! Meow?
articwolf2 17
Hold on a mewment, I'm pawsitive I like my cattitude! :3
kazekai8 11
The more you know *tm
Chazzster 32
In the grand scheme of things that’s pretty benign.
exileonmainst 16
Today, out of curiosity for a FML post, I discovered what furry **** is after a quick google search. FML.
RichardPencil 32
I used to fall into that trap. Now, when I see something vaguely dirty on FML, I purposely remain ignorant. When I'd go to Urban Dictionary, I'd learn what the term meant, but I'd be a lesser human. I'm not a better person for know about Cleveland Steamers, blumpkins, Alabama Hot Pockets and the Blue Waffle.
Isaac Hiniker 6
I am so glad to know I only have horrible images in my head from 2 of those instead of all 4.
Tripartita 45
Time to all your child and freak out about all the dog hard-ons you saw…
Glowworm56 27
Did this make you furrious?
Lobby_Bee 18
Furry ****? Is that **** with women that has excessive body hair?
RockPrincess26 16
Well, someone suggested buying a cat suit. So, I don't think it's really hairy women.
Suaria 38
People role playing as animals is what furry means.
Jacke Bear Slane 3
Yet another non-FML. This is a daily occurrence, which no one should be alarmed by.
Guille Wallace 7
You must be new to the internet if you don't know what a furry is. (It ain't pretty)
OnlyNeko 13
It's People "Role Playing" in Animal Costumes :] Annnnnnnd you're welcome!
PenguinPal3017 19
Today I learned that not everyone knows what furry **** is.
fury1031 10
Oh, don't be such a bitch about it. It's not like he's forcing you into it.
almost_there44 26
Relax, it's not that serious. Take a nap.
Tripartita 45
*reads username, weighs the odds that it’s a typo missing an extra R, and concludes that your comment seems appropriate*
TeachAllTheMath 19
Ya, but if he told her maybe she’d be into it to!