CatWoman
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Catboys rise up
Today, I hooked up with a guy who has a Facebook page for his cat. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
JJBones
Red Deer, Canada
Just Caturday things
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I watched my boyfriend feed his cat and change his profile on both Myspace and Facebook before saying to me that he was, "too busy to have sex." FML
HaedLei
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The Lovecats
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Alexa, play "You'll Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties" by Jona Lewie
Today, the guy I'd been talking to online and liked came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on the sofa talking to my cat. I woke up later to see that not only had he crashed for the night, but he'd curled up in the dog basket. FML
ohokay
Bronx, United States
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
sucksatlove
Sewell, United States
Nice guy
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
TheOtherWoman
Weston-super-mare, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Facebook of what?
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
crazycatlady
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Never enough
Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML
creeper-status
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Irvine, United States
Creeper alert!
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
ConfusedFiancé
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I stumbled across my boyfriend's tumblr page. I've known him for years and never knew he had one. Being curious, I decided to give it a look, only to be ambushed by a wall of furry porn. FML
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summerloolooloo 0
How is that bad?
Wooddaver 0
haha "Tim is in a relationship with Mr. Sprinkles and it's complicated"
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CallMeHush 1
Hon, it wasn't just a facebook thing. Didn't you notice the ears on the hood of that furry sleeper he gave you to wear?
Daraia 0
Lol, I have a Facebook page for my cat too...but I only did it to freak my friends out.
allysgotstyle 0
So what? Myfriend has a twitter for his stuffed lion.
hasty_D 0
so? i have a facebook for my dog, it's pretty funny !
reed_t 0
actually ive seen quite the opposite. My cat has a profile on pets next door(show off site for your pet) and i saw a 16 year old girl create a serious profile about herself on a PET social networking website. Things can always be worse. at least he doesn't have a pets next door profile about himself. Thats when I would run.
neko_ceko 3
Rofl it's pretty retarded. I saw some girl who has a profile on facebook for her dog (but she is mentally retarded, no joke, litteraly). She writes stuff like "THANK YOU FOR TAKING CARE OF MEE! I LOVE YOU"WOOF WOOF!!!!" on her wall.
t0xicfaerie 4
I was going to make a Facebook group for my cat .. because he is amazing! lol
wantsomejewinu 0
I have a facebook for my cat. It's not serious at all, it's just a joke, all my friends go along with it anyway.
mirix 6
how's that bad? A friend of mine as a facebook page for both his dogs and we all think it's adorable
rookitty 0
.....so what?