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Today, I hooked up with a guy who has a Facebook page for his cat. FML
Today, I hooked up with a guy who has a Facebook page for his cat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML
Today, I watched my boyfriend feed his cat and change his profile on both Myspace and Facebook before saying to me that he was, "too busy to have sex." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
Today, the guy I'd been talking to online and liked came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on the sofa talking to my cat. I woke up later to see that not only had he crashed for the night, but he'd curled up in the dog basket. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I stumbled across my boyfriend's tumblr page. I've known him for years and never knew he had one. Being curious, I decided to give it a look, only to be ambushed by a wall of furry porn. FML
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Top comments
summerloolooloo 0
How is that bad?
Wooddaver 0
haha "Tim is in a relationship with Mr. Sprinkles and it's complicated"
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Comments (178)
krs500 0
and feline herpes
kelmo12 0
well.. i don't get it. if somebody has a facebook for their pets... would it strange?
mintstashinurtea 5
if your like most people you may belive that it is in fact strange. however if you know how to actually think for yourself in this world you may find that he's just a guy who loves his cat and doesn't give a damn what anyone has to say about it.
kenneh09 0
This isn't FML material. YDI for thinking this is actually worth complaining about.
k_cuz 0
is the cat's name Mr. Cornish?
Saluton 18
Oh yeah. This is so freakin' horrendous. Makes me want to vomit. Dump him right now and ask every guy at the first date if he has a Facebook page for his cat, or his left shoulder, or his boogers, or his laptop. kenneh09, agreed
Wooddaver 0
well, he had to have been cute to hook ip with, right? or at least have a noticeably large tool... So what if he's attached to his cat? he obviously has issues making emotional relationships with humans if he's hooking up with broads
babybubz 0
that's just ****** stupid. why not just put it up on your own page? she clearly needs a hobby...
jikiboyo 0
i could say many horrible things about your post but i will say to you walk away. if something as harmless as a joke profile on fb deters you from pursuing a guy who obviously cares for his pet, then go find some cookie cutter douche who will treat you like shit. see how long it takes you to want to go back to that nice guy. grow up, and if your an older individual, your criteria in choosing a person is seriously flawed. remember you hooked up with him, so obviously he did something right.
fudrick 0
So just because he has a facebook page for his cat, you know he's a nice guy?
tejg 0
its not good thats the most ****** up shit i have ever heard in my life
hjrn 0
this seems simple enough. stop hooking up with him.