Catboys rise up
Today, I hooked up with a guy who has a Facebook page for his cat. FML
Today, I hooked up with a guy who has a Facebook page for his cat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML
Today, I watched my boyfriend feed his cat and change his profile on both Myspace and Facebook before saying to me that he was, "too busy to have sex." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
Today, the guy I'd been talking to online and liked came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on the sofa talking to my cat. I woke up later to see that not only had he crashed for the night, but he'd curled up in the dog basket. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I stumbled across my boyfriend's tumblr page. I've known him for years and never knew he had one. Being curious, I decided to give it a look, only to be ambushed by a wall of furry porn. FML
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Top comments
summerloolooloo 0
How is that bad?
Wooddaver 0
haha "Tim is in a relationship with Mr. Sprinkles and it's complicated"
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Comments (178)
proflover 0
I'm a girl and I have one for my dog o_o now i feel bad for my boyfriend
Cthulu 0
Prepare to be stalked if that is your real email address and not a pedo's.
Xrandomkrisx 7
lol whoa ho ho!! creeper status much... >> oh well it happens haha I have a facebook page for my doggy haha it was done as a joke but people actually started adding him ;D
Tyyrus 0
I don't really see what the big deal is. Okay, it's super-nerdy, but you're the one coming on FML and posting about it... He obviously either did it as a joke, or to be cute. Now if he's spending 8 hours a day making sure his cat's Farmtown is is.. (Attempting not to insert lame purring joke here)... Perfect... Then I could see the problem.
Nikolee 0
agreed
blackirish44 0
What kind of guy owns a cat? That's worse than the facebook part.
purpleisacolor 0
cats arent so bad! except they scratch, and im allergic to em, and they barely do anything fun like fetch.... what was i saying?
mirrah_fml 1
I have a FB page for my bunny.... so what? ^_^ Lets say an inside joke with my sisters...I update it once in 2 or 3 weeks. I think that's not a big deal, the cat has a FB page for his cat... and then? It depends on how seriously he takes it
shadaboo2014 0
agreed
clockworklolita 3
So what? One of my friends has a Facebook page for his favourite hat. Don't be boring, OP. (And no, I didn't hit the 'h' instead of the 'c', I actually mean his hat.)
mirrah_fml 1
for his hat? He ruleeeeeeeez :D
AntiChrist7 0
Don't date freaks. YDI
Wooddaver 0
she didn't say anything about dating him, he's just some random guy she ******
AntiChrist7 0
My bad. Don't **** freaks, YDI
AlterEggo 0
Not sure how this is an FML, but YDI. You did make the choice knowingly.
adammicdaddy 4
the sad things I have a friend that did it.....lol
maskedman 9
This isn't an FML yet. Check to see if his cat has more friends than you and then report back.
ledzepmj 0
for a cool dog that would be awesome, but not for a stupid cat, someone should take away his man card!
krs500 0
and you chat back ?... to the teddy? :)
joolsie 8
Yeh sometimes I'm forced to haha
krs500 0
oh god... I hope you don't do it again - guys like that should only ever sleep with themselves!!