CatWoman
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Catboys rise up
Today, I hooked up with a guy who has a Facebook page for his cat. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
JJBones
Red Deer, Canada
Just Caturday things
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I watched my boyfriend feed his cat and change his profile on both Myspace and Facebook before saying to me that he was, "too busy to have sex." FML
HaedLei
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The Lovecats
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Alexa, play "You'll Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties" by Jona Lewie
Today, the guy I'd been talking to online and liked came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on the sofa talking to my cat. I woke up later to see that not only had he crashed for the night, but he'd curled up in the dog basket. FML
ohokay
Bronx, United States
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
sucksatlove
Sewell, United States
Nice guy
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
TheOtherWoman
Weston-super-mare, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Facebook of what?
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
crazycatlady
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Never enough
Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML
creeper-status
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Irvine, United States
Creeper alert!
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
ConfusedFiancé
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I stumbled across my boyfriend's tumblr page. I've known him for years and never knew he had one. Being curious, I decided to give it a look, only to be ambushed by a wall of furry porn. FML
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summerloolooloo 0
How is that bad?
Wooddaver 0
haha "Tim is in a relationship with Mr. Sprinkles and it's complicated"
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soamazinxoxoc 0
All the chicks I went to high school with were pregnant at graduation or shortly after. they have all made facebook pages for their 1 and 2 year olds so they can tag them as their children. so as a joke I made my cat one and tagged it as my child. mostly just to say this is the ONLY child I will have at 20. it's just a joke get over it. I don't post on people's pages with it and don't even go on it anymore.
Ajjas013 6
Normal: adj. Not snickerdoodles.
LifeOfDaPartee 0
how is this an fml??
nickiloo22 0
HAHA
nicole0813 0
omg cat people ae so wierd
Laurendorcus 0
GROSS! YDI for hooking up with a dude who has a facebook in the first place. so lame!
Dirtyfaces 0
hahahaha!!!
ilovechuux13 0
you're being judgemental. if you hooked uip with him, you liked him right? and if it REALLY bothers you, ask him to delete it
icertainlysuck 0
YDI for being a woman
marquisallover 0
listen this is not an issue although very strange it is not an issue