Today, I messaged the guy I've been seeing for 4 months, referring to him as my boyfriend. His response? "I didn't realize you had a boyfriend." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got an e-mail from a girl, asking if my boyfriend was indeed my boyfriend. I sent back a gushing message about how much I loved him and how well he treated me. She replied "Yeah, I know. He was supposed to be my boyfriend, too." FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Today, I woke up to 6 missed calls. I called back to find a woman asking how I know her boyfriend after seeing our texts. I told her he's been my boyfriend for 4 months, and she told me he's been hers for over a year. He vehemently denied knowing who I am as I spoke, even with obvious proof. FML
Today, I told a guy at work about my boyfriend. His immediate response was to ask me if I was making him up. He's the third person to react this way. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend‘s birthday was two weeks ago, so I immediately sent him a message as if it was today. He didn’t believe my excuses. FML
Today, I went to my long-distance boyfriend's party. His best friend was talking to me and trying to make conversation, he asked, "So, are you two official?" I responded with a definite yes, but was cut off mid-word by my boyfriend, who quickly said, "No, not really." Sorry, I wasn't aware, darling. FML
Today, I brought my new boyfriend to dinner with my family. Everything was going smoothly until my dad asked him how long we’d been dating. My boyfriend looked at me, then said, "Uh, I think it's been… four months?" I looked horrified and said, "It's been TWO!" Now I’m wondering if we’re dating or just two confused people stuck in a situationship. FML
Today, the man I've been dating for four months said he could see I had feelings for him, and he was mad because it made things complicated. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
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Top comments
khorstmye 15
Seems understandable if you have not ever talked about it.
kibster9 20
You need to talk things over with him. If you haven't discussed being boyfriend and girlfriend, then I understand.
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Comments (36)
yoursucklives 36
ouch. seems like you're not on the same page relationshipwise.
NeatNit 33
What I wanna know is, how could she refer to him as her boyfriend in a message to him, in a way that could be interpreted as someone else being her boyfriend? I just can't construct such a message in my head.
lolbash 18
(Opens Imessage) Him: Hey whats up Her: oh nothing, just talking to the best boyfriend ever on imessage riight now Him: oh, didnt know you have a bf Her: (silently screaming)
T1A2Z3 35
So how is my amazing boyfriend?
born_hustla 26
If it was a clear cf and and he seriously ignored it, then you should seriously reconsider!
johnny29 14
maybe he was just joking. i can't belive he could be so oblivious. you should discuss the status of your relationship though
zboot 8
I'd be oblivious too if I didn't have a girlfriend. "Seeing" someone doesn't make you boyfriend and girlfriend unless you're 10 years old. Labeling a relationship on your own without discussing it with the other person seems like a big warning sign. Unless she was joking, I don't foresee this going well.
khorstmye 15
Seems understandable if you have not ever talked about it.
laxtax 19
He may think you guys were just good friends, seems like something that can be sorted out by sitting down and talking to him
08zw 19
As you referred to him as "the guy I've been seeing for four months," you sound a bit unsure as well. It seems that there could be some ambiguity in your relationship. Perhaps he wants to be your boyfriend but he's been afraid to bring it up with you.
klutz44 28
If she referred to him as her boyfriend, the FML would have been really confusing. It was worded well.
Lalala579121 28
I'm pretty sure the entire point of the FML is that there's ambiguity in their relationship.
bad_boyfriend 10
Have you ever discussed it. Whenever I starts seeing someone, it is very clear when we become a couple. Why would you just assume a couple months hanging out makes him your boyfriend?
Coffeehound 18
Should have a talk with him
juicy_extasy 25
Okay then. Maybe discuss your status with him?
hellnosucka 27
he's right! you don't.