Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML
Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
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1suckatL1fe 6
your boyfriend is my HERO!!
Arcterion 0
I think your boyfriend is awesome and I will try to be just like him one day.
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Comments (198)
beaniebabe 0
hahahah I love this guy!!
CynicComedian 2
You should pretend to be Sulu and let him **** you in the ass.
lolatflyingducks 0
That's actually pretty awesome. It could have been FAR worse.
My_averageFML 0
lol what a trekky
SgtSchadenfreude 0
Your boyfriend is a genius, and I'm going to steal his idea. But, since I'm more of a Next Generation fan, I'll be Data and my gal can be Tasha Yar. Set phasers to THRILL!!!
Roawr 0
lol. I wouldn't like that.
logostak 0
That is very, VERY sexy. Did he dress up like Spock and everything?
Lady_Lakura 0
This is NOT an FML! I ask my BF to be spock for me all the time... Girl, Smart=Kinky and vulcans are damn smart... You get my drift right? And Spock is hot in both the orignal series and the new movie Spock is hot, I'll say it again and again! http://people.csail.mit.edu/paulfitz/plank/vulcan/spock2.GIF http://www.nassaulibrary.org/centreblog/new%20spock.jpg http://boxoffice.com/blogs/steve/spock%20(quinto).jpg http://img.trekmovie.com/images/fanmade/new_spock_001.jpg Need I go on?
Trichechus 0
If you were pretending to be Kirk, I think it would've been okay. Seriously, your boyfriend is awesome. Totally not a FML.
Captain_Badass 0
#173 Lmao. Agreed.
Jesssa 0
FML!?THAT'S SEXY AS ****!!!!!!!!