Today, my ex-boyfriend convinced my current boyfriend to break up with me because, "Bros before hoes." They met for the first time last week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? His best mate got dumped yesterday and my boyfriend thought it would be 'more fun' to be 'single lads together'. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend, who broke up with me because God said she couldn't have a boyfriend, started dating my friend... Who she always told me she didn't even like. FML
Today, I found out the real reason my boyfriend kept starting fights with me, and why my best friend kept telling me to break up with him. It was so they could turn their affair into a proper relationship, then twist it around to make me look like a bitch for dumping him. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend is now dating my cousin, and he's stopped hanging out with me for her. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about a friend-with-benefits that I had before him, and he dumped me because I’m still friends with that person, and I didn’t tell him about him right away. FML
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Kyrstin Budd 12
Sounds like you dodged a bullet on both accounts.
BurnInDemonFire 39
To Hell with both of them. You'll find the right guy eventually, OP.
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Comments (16)
BurnInDemonFire 39
To Hell with both of them. You'll find the right guy eventually, OP.
Kyrstin Budd 12
Sounds like you dodged a bullet on both accounts.
onceuponatime456 16
Why is this being re-posted? I read it at least 2 weeks ago!
BurnInDemonFire 39
First time was probably in the Nearly FML section. That's where I read it, and posted my comment.
ameliakate 9
True bros before tha hoes
BurnInDemonFire 39
If you live by that rule, you must never get laid.
Jorn van der Ar 13
Keep dating idiots and your life will be always like that.
Inline4 7
Guess they are brothers from different mothers
TxKitten79 10
If it was that easy, he wasn't all that into you and you're lucky to find out now rather than later.
mekiswrite 21
Maybe don't introduce your current boyfriend to your ex next time.
BeachMammal 8
He'd fit in with the Senate Republicans.
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
TRUTH