Hypocrite
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Wick
United States
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
me
Wyandotte, United States
Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML
annoyed
United States
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Anonymous
Culpeper, United States
It never rains, it pours
Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML
anoynomous
France
Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML
randinosaur
United States
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Blake
Mexico, Mexico
Fake plates
Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML
Criminal
United States
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
yulis
Hagerstown, United States
Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML
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sasquatchius 3
Unless he's a habitual speeder Why would you give him crap over a speeding ticket? "Haha, you had bad luck now we both have less money!"
JadeMinu 10
Karma : What goes around, comes around OP .
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Comments (9)
JadeMinu 10
Karma : What goes around, comes around OP .
Joshwarrior 39
So the question
Joshwarrior 39
So the question is who was going faster? Now that you both have something else in common you should go to a quarter mile track ?I don't see why people nag about speeding unless he were to have gotten a reckless. (sorry about the double comments guys ever since fml updated the app it acts weird and won't let me edit my comments)
zunair74 16
FML won't let me do anything I'm lucky if I can read the fml's
sasquatchius 3
Unless he's a habitual speeder Why would you give him crap over a speeding ticket? "Haha, you had bad luck now we both have less money!"
HoboMeth 36
Ydi
bobsanction 18
That's what you get for bringing up something trivial that happened A BLOODY YEAR AGO.
Tsukiyomi 16
Pots shouldn't be too hard on the kettles
jfsiv 17
I imagine that paybacks going to be a bitch.